“Where will you be?”
Well, if you have any fucking sense it’ll be Troy, Shrek 2 or as far away from a cinema as humanly possible.
Unfortunately, I fell prey to marketing propaganda and deceiving trailers. It was my birthday yesterday, and I had two wishes. To see Troy again, and to watch The Day After Tomorrow. [...]

It became unanimously decided that Kevin Federline is Suckball’s champion, because i highly doubt there’s anything else in the world that can make me/us laugh as hard as he does.
So here he goes again.

(Ass hat)

Kanye West - “Late Registration”

Even though I hate Kanye West with enough energy to power a small satellite, I have to admit that his album climbs a huge mountain and takes a dump on top of everything else that was released this year. Having more samples than Hitz FM helps, but so does having [...]

I had a lame little contest posted just a few hours ago, and the first submission owned so badly, i don’t think it’s possible for any of you to top it.
FIRST PLACE: Suckball banner in painting
His awesome website. Go and pay homage.

It was not long ago that Spain faught their way into the World Cup, having to beat Slovakia in a play off. And now they’re seeded ahead of the doom train of Holland and have scored a stupidly easy group. Saudi Arabia, Tunisia and Ukraine are hardly world class opposition. What a bunch of bullshit.

DEFENCE
At [...]

My dad told me that the cast of Friends was going to reprise their roles and make another four, hour long episodes. It was immediately clear how ridiculous this was, considering I had heard nothing about this despite reading volumes of entertainment news that could fill a library, and also that I can’t believe Jennifer [...]

Something spectacular needs to be written here, but first of all to correct the error in Louis’ post; if you want to check out any of the old stuff its still available here. Hopefully with the new layout Suckball will be renascent and just be better in general. When I say ‘just be better in [...]

So here it is. The new awesome layout. It’ll be a while before I start porting all the articles over to this layout, so in the meantime you can go to www.suckball.com/Suckball to check out our previous updates.
I will only be porting the popular articles to this new layout, so if you want to read [...]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9055154464742875693&q=top+gear
scary.

Like a fat kid loves cake. I’m starting a new post. And call me sentimental but the fish is coming with me.
I have seen Jerry Maguire too many times.