Archive for January, 2006

The Day After Tomorrow, or Why Do Bad Things Always Happen In New York?

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

“Where will you be?”
Well, if you have any fucking sense it’ll be Troy, Shrek 2 or as far away from a cinema as humanly possible.
Unfortunately, I fell prey to marketing propaganda and deceiving trailers. It was my birthday yesterday, and I had two wishes. To see Troy again, and to watch The Day After Tomorrow. [...]

Kevin Federline

Monday, January 30th, 2006

It became unanimously decided that Kevin Federline is Suckball’s champion, because i highly doubt there’s anything else in the world that can make me/us laugh as hard as he does.
So here he goes again.

Grammy Preview :: BEST ALBUM

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

(Ass hat)

Kanye West - “Late Registration”

Even though I hate Kanye West with enough energy to power a small satellite, I have to admit that his album climbs a huge mountain and takes a dump on top of everything else that was released this year. Having more samples than Hitz FM helps, but so does having [...]

And the winner is

Friday, January 27th, 2006

I had a lame little contest posted just a few hours ago, and the first submission owned so badly, i don’t think it’s possible for any of you to top it.
FIRST PLACE: Suckball banner in painting
His awesome website. Go and pay homage.

World Cup 2006 Preview :: SPAIN

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

It was not long ago that Spain faught their way into the World Cup, having to beat Slovakia in a play off. And now they’re seeded ahead of the doom train of Holland and have scored a stupidly easy group. Saudi Arabia, Tunisia and Ukraine are hardly world class opposition. What a bunch of bullshit.

DEFENCE
At [...]

Friends to Return to TV?

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

My dad told me that the cast of Friends was going to reprise their roles and make another four, hour long episodes. It was immediately clear how ridiculous this was, considering I had heard nothing about this despite reading volumes of entertainment news that could fill a library, and also that I can’t believe Jennifer [...]

By the by

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

Something spectacular needs to be written here, but first of all to correct the error in Louis’ post; if you want to check out any of the old stuff its still available here. Hopefully with the new layout Suckball will be renascent and just be better in general. When I say ‘just be better in [...]

WOOHOO!

Monday, January 23rd, 2006

So here it is. The new awesome layout. It’ll be a while before I start porting all the articles over to this layout, so in the meantime you can go to www.suckball.com/Suckball to check out our previous updates.
I will only be porting the popular articles to this new layout, so if you want to read [...]

link

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9055154464742875693&q=top+gear
scary.

i love you

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Like a fat kid loves cake. I’m starting a new post. And call me sentimental but the fish is coming with me.
I have seen Jerry Maguire too many times.