It’s been blown way out of proportion and it has just gotten boring.
Get over it.
Yes yes I know it’s against your religion to make fun of your prophet, but the people who made those cartoons are not bound by your religion laws. Why not have huge protests against sex before marriage, casinos, alcohol, pornography? In [...]

First things first,
Thanks for all the awesome responses and suggestions for the Pick up line experiment part deux, i’ll start work on it first thing tomorrow.
Anyway, Good Will Hunting.

Nevermind the fact that Minnie Driver was an absolute fucking hottie in the movie, this movie deserves every award it won, plus more. Anything with Robin Williams [...]

I came to realise today why we shouldn’t have sympathy for non-attractive nerds. Here is my story:
There I was, being friendly as ever in my Digital Design lab, asked to build a circuit. Seeing that I have hardly any experience and the not-so-fortunate-looking guy next to me seemed godlike, I asked him for a little [...]

Charlotte and misserbobharrislipmystocking have gone out for a night with a Japanese guy who is for no apparent reason called ‘Charlie Brown’. They then run off to someone’s house where they listen to music and then head off to a karaoke bar. Charlotte puts on a wig and sings ‘Brass in Pocket’.
 

 
I remember exactly when [...]

The Goonies are making their way to One Eyed Willy’s ship, but along the way they find that they are underneath the town’s wishing well and surrounded by quarters.

No it’s not the scene where Chunk has to do the truffle shuffle. That would be way too obvious.
This film came out in 1985, but it [...]

Turkish sends Tommy and Gorgeous George to get a caravan from Mickey the gypsey. Unfortunately, Mickey isn’t best pleased Tommy felt it necessary to bring a huge bare knuckle boxer with him, so he sells him a faulty caravan and says tell you what, I’LL FACHU FAR ET. What? HE’LL FACHU FAR ET. (He’ll fight [...]

Some time after Wyatt Earp and his homeboys had laid waste to the majority of the cowboys ravaging the town of Tombstone, Johnny Ringo, the new kid on the block fastest gun in the West best thing since sliced bread hot shit cowboy challenges Earp to a duel as the only way to stop whats [...]

As the Decepticon army floods over the Autoboy city on Earth, Prime rallies the Dinobots who are instantly crushed by Devastator. Prime realises that there is no one in the galaxy as bad as him, so he lands the shuttle in an area that is for some reason free from any gunfire whatsoever so that [...]

Brad Pitt is on the phone while Clare Forlani sits having a cup of tea before going to work. He gets off the phone, sits down opposite her and then proceeds to lay the charm on her. In about five minutes she’s completely in love with him.

You might think that that description I wrote sounds [...]

You people might remember my infamous Pickup Line Experiment and as promised, I’ll do a second part. Except this time, YOU get to decide what pickup lines I should use.
The first time was a little too simple with an 90% success rate, so i’m upping the challenge with more difficult rules.

The victims have to have [...]