Ever since an unfortunate series of incidents effectively killed off my love for film, there’s been something of a void in me that I’ve struggled to fill. I still read film websites and follow celebrity gossip, but not in the same way that I used to. I had had a deep interest in the Russian [...]
Don’t you just hate it when you piss into a bottle you’re holding because you’re just too lazy to walk to the bathroom when suddenly you hear the pitch of the piss gets higher, telling you it’s reaching the top of the bottle? (overflow)
So now you have an overflowing bottle of piss, you trying to [...]
Last Sunday, I participated in some community work for Habitat for Humanity and built part of a house for an unfortunate family.
From this I learnt that the house that I laid the foundations for will house a family that can’t be too rich, because that’s just mean…and not too poor, so they wont sell the [...]
Charlie Chaplin couldn’t make a joke funnier than watching drunk animals, so i’m not going to even try.
I just wrote a nice long update only to have this laptop (that isn’t mine) shutdown on me. And since it’s late, instead of writing a new article for you, i’m going to just summarize what I wrote earlier.
1) Big black 300 pound rugby guy “dirty right hand dan” challenges me to drinking. For the [...]
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Someone I used to know last year reminded me that whenever I got drunk I used to tear people apart with drunken freestyles about Walker Texas Ranger and Homosexual porn, I dont know if subliminally, but I’ve developed a very deep appreciation for Rap music. Not the shit you get nowadays or the Kanye West [...]
Yes, so I disappeared for a week and you people keep bothering me for updates but I have responded with nothingness and a hope that james would write a post, which he did.
It seems like the whole “blog world” would much prefer quantity rather than quality because people don’t REALLY appreciate good writing/work. Rather, people [...]
Some things don’t change. The sun will rise and set every day, Louis will disappear after updating, Orlando Bloom will use a bow and arrow in every one of his movies, and Tom Cruise will always be a psychopath. To that end I am really bored on a Saturday and do what I usually like [...]
I was just about to log off and do something within the realm of productive when I happened upon a website of one of our readers (you will know who you are) and happened to scroll down a little only to notice that hell had formally frozen over. This person had written a post about [...]
