Archive for March, 2006

X3: The Last Stand II

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

I’m sure you people have seen the trailer for X3 by now. I recently found out from my girlfriend that Australia is behind in terms of cinema releases and as such I probably wont be able to see it on opening day which is a serious problem for me, but all that takes a passenger [...]

Dont Cha

Thursday, March 9th, 2006

Yeah I haven’t been around for a while, I had a mad spurt of assignments due and assorted other business.

Anyway, is it me or is that Pussycat Dolls song ‘Beep’ on every music channel every day at least five or six times? Its ridiculous. Their videos are like watching a keep fit video. I’m not [...]

Now that the old layout is dead and gone

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006

More like, now that you people have stopped complaining that the old layout was better, I figured I should post up the thing that got us famous in the first place.

*Can’t get the image map to work, so from [...]

Monday morning music and news

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

Firstly, if you read my All Apple users are losers, you’d know how much I despise Apple.
Secondly, I’ve been saying this for the longest time to ignorant mac users (99% of the mac population) that the only reason that Windows have more problems is because they have 98% more market share than Macs, so why [...]

The weather man and other depressing stuff.

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

James has already written an article about the weather man and  since I just finished it not two seconds ago, I thought i’d give my two cents.
This has been one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long while. I’m thinking of a list and the titles Sin City, City of God and Lilo [...]

Disinvention of Bras

Sunday, March 5th, 2006

ALRIGHT. I JUST FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING AVAILABLE TO MANKIND. YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. I’M NOT KIDDING. YOU KNOW I’M NOT KIDDING WHEN I BOLD, UNDERLINE AND ITALICIZE
On a bright sunny Saturday afternoon like this, what am I doing indoors?
Oh well, such is life.
Back to the topic at hand, the bras that they’re [...]

Men’s biggest fear

Saturday, March 4th, 2006

Why is this man here quivering, fingers in mouth, eyes wide open as if his world is about to end? It is because he had a limp penis once before….when it counted.
Forget what you read in the little sections of magazines that tell you it’s ok to have a limp penis when there is an [...]

X3: The Last Stand

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

So the final trailer for X-Men 3 is supposed to drop on Monday, it therefore seems like as good a time as ever to wax lyrical about just how awful this film looks.

The first teaser trailer that came out a while back was a combination of cool and oh my fucking god what the hell [...]

The almighty designer speaks.

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

The designer of suckball.com needs a little help to get rich. It’s the least I could do for all the hardwork he put into Suckball, so do give him a helping hand for his awesome work.
hello all.
this is tudor, suckball’s designer (so if you have any complains, this would be a good time to hear [...]

Oscar Nominations

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Well the Oscars are around the corner and this therefore gives me a legitimate excuse to talk at length about film. I personally think this was a shit year for film in general, but hey lets go.
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Philip Seymour Hoffman
Positives: Has been one of the best actors in the world for the [...]