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Finally, I can squirt my little louis anywhere I want, without worries of real little louis spawning……well, there’s still a worry of mushrooms growing on mine penis, but nevermind that….they’ll find cure(s) for them too!
So go forth unprotected til thy penis rots and falls off!

I watch the OC on a pretty regular basis, but I have absolutely no idea why. The first season was solid, but ever since Julie Cooper decided the best course of action to get rid of a pornographer would be to go to his hotel room with a loaded pistol the show has kind of [...]

1) I hate how my entries have become “blog” entries
2) I realised that NOTHING is good enough for me
3) Ever wonder how many people hate you for the annoying things that you do, that you’re oblivious about?
4) Having nothing good enough for you annoys others
5) People should leave Iran the fuck alone, including the pope.
6) [...]

There was a point in time, I forget when, when somebody, I forget who tried to convince Louis and I that a Malaysian guy, with the help of the mystical art of silat actually killed Bruce Lee. The Lee family and anyone involved with the Chinese culture of course quickly covered this up and made [...]

Here’s the contrast to Jack Churchill.
Model guy
You just KNOW when he was designing the site, he thought “WOW, this picture of me with my hairy pits will turn women on world wide”
Do check his gallery.

Even though I hate wiki because it’s being runned by nerds who got bullied in high school, you people need to read about Jack Churchill.
The most badass person who ever existed. I’m not even kidding.
Why? World War II with a bow and a claymore.
Jack Churchill redefining manliness. 

Hard Drives to Louis is equivalent to Hitler to Jews.
Last week, my hard drive died on me….my 3rd or 4th of the same line in the past 3 years (Stay away from the MK40GAS toshiba hdd) and I had it replaced with one twice the size.
Come 9 days later the new hard drive dies on [...]

I’m usually a good judge of things. I also know a fair bit about film, and so when I hear about a premise or a cast, usually I can tell if it’s going to be big or mediocre, or in this case, absolutely fucking awful:

I can’t believe they use “FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU [...]

Michael Jackson is awesome.
He doesn’t even need to sing to be immortalized

I remember getting in trouble for keeping a bottle of phlegm. I was wondering what happens when all the yellow and green sits in a bottle for a long time. I was convinced it was going to solidify into awesome, my sister thought otherwise.So maddox’s book is out and it’s currently #1 on amazon. That [...]