is watching your mother drive drunk in front of you and watching an imminent collision. i very possibly saved her life today and she wont remember it the next morning.
i have 3 articles coming up and i promise quality.

My internship at Philips Digital Network started on Monday and since i’ve been spoiled since birth, i’ve never experienced a full time job.
Learning through experience, i’ve decided that when I start my multinational company, i’ll have a bedroom…..just so employees can take a little nap. Employees like myself who start falling asleep at the desk [...]

I did it once before, so I thought…why not?
Several years ago, there was a road block and I was slightly intoxicated. In the 5 seconds of seeing the traffic build up at the barricades and not thinking, I promptly drove of the opposite side of the road and quickly tried to find a different route [...]

This is just a quick message to let people know that I am still alive and that I’m not laying off my writing duties, just that I’m living with my girlfriend in a house that has no internet access. It’s like she’s a cave person.
I hear it’s like 3 weeks until the Transformers teaser comes [...]

It recently occured to me how absolutely ridiculous the act of circumcision is. Granted that most religious practices often confuse me, the myths that circumcision have spawned since it’s inception back in 2345-2181 BCE (Wikipedia) are outright ridiculous.

The biggest myth at hand is the supposed hygene benefits of circumcision. Actually contemplate that for a moment [...]

And we’re fixed!
Thank you Tudor

In the past 3 days I have consumed the following:

10 Packets of mamee. 2 days before that, I consumed 5.
4 Pieces of cadbury orange chocolate.
1 Packet of twisties. Bbq curry. Naturally
Some kind of prawn square chips.
2 tubes of mentos. Grape and strawberry.
2 packets of nasi lemak.
Countless cans of isotonic drinks.
A can of sprite.

All this and [...]

You might notice the site has been going up and down lately. I’m convinced someone is attacking the site (DOS). I’m trying to get this fixed, give me time.
Also, Why do I always go to hair dressers and tell them to “do whatever you think is nice” and end up with a head full of [...]

More later