From Suckball fans, to suckball fans.

Well, fan to be exact…but who cares for specifics when you have 4 near naked ladies in front of ya.

p.s - Get featured/famous! Send me a picture at fcukfest@hotmail.com doing something awesome and i’ll post you up.

I’m currently at work doing meaningless dribble and I thought i’d take a break from my break to update a little. Oh yes, I am the redefinition of “waste of company resources”…I guess you could throw in the usual suspects such as inefficient, lazy, lifeless……
- My laptop is bust, and without a laptop don’t expect [...]

It says, “Avoid if at all possible”

Be a man.

I’ve decided there’s a few things I will accomplish sometime before my heart stops beating. Here is one.
1) Sky Dive Naked

EARGH THE BREASTS!
This has to be done before my skin starts to sag, plainly because it’ll be quite gruesome for my excess skin to be flapping on my back during the journey. Plus, saggy testicles [...]

I’ve been writing crap on this website for 3-4 years and never made a cent out of it. Anyways I haven’t as yet ever asked for anything, so it would be good if you peoples could help me out with this: i through extreme boredom and randomness decided to enter a contest i saw on [...]

I want to be sedated.
Second day in a row whereby I pass out from 2pm-10pm due to the all infamous jetlag. I anticipate spending the next 12 or so hours online, watching frasier and eating some toast with bovril. But enough about me, lets take a look at the current affairs in the world today
1) [...]

*blink*
and summer gone.

Everyone on the block had seen the movie before me. Even though it had been out for years, we didn’t have a lot of money, so a VHS copy of a 1987 cartoon featuring a scene where 200 robotic sharks with human heads chant ba weep grana weep ninbon was not high upon our family’s [...]

The infinite gloss of Pirates of the Caribbean seems to be subsiding a little bit and it’s therefore probably the best time as any to take that top of the box office position, so…

Nope.
It’s interesting that this film is about drug dealers dropping their loads and the subsequent picking up of such loads, because when [...]