Dear sir,
I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the offer to buy Suckball.com on the 21st of September.
However, I regret to inform you that I cannot accept your offer. I hope I am not out of line in saying this, but your offer of $500 USD is simply miserable. The traffic [...]

have come off.

“i hope you didnt drink two litres of wine… i had a 20 year old who drank alcohol and jumped off a bridge and his now paralyzed neck down.”
How is that for a conversation starter?
“thats 2 in a month, another 20 year old snorted coke and is now vegetative state”
Where would I be without the [...]

Any wine enthusiast will immediately tell you that white zinfandel is a type of white wine that originated from California, that it is also called White Zin and that it isn’t really white wine, but rather “blush wine”. Wiki says that it’s an inexpensive jug wine that is sweet, making it a popular choice for [...]

I’m not sure if anyone has been taking note of my warnings, but recently a trailer of sorts from Comic-con appeared on the net for a movie I’ve been hyping for over a year already. I’ve said at least three times that I can think of that it’s going to be the best movie you’ve [...]

Seriously, what a shitfest of a day.
I wouldn’t be surprised if some toaster somewhere overloaded, caused a spark that unbalanced the electrons in the air just enough to cause a lightning bolt to strike me in the eye.
reminded of why i should stay a pessimist.

In light of the new Apple Ads, I just had to write another hatical (hate+article, get it?) about Apple.
I can almost hear the apple users out there watching the ads going “OMFG IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! ROFLMAO!”, or maybe “Apple ads are so clever! Why can’t people think of funny ads like that!”
I [...]

Right off the bat I’m going to (hopefully) infuriate and alienate a sizable portion of readers: Liverpool are shit. This article could just as easily be titled ‘Why Liverpool will never win the Premier League Title for at least three to four years’. Champions League maybe because that’s hit and miss, but not the league, [...]

Day two and I have failed. Oh woe is me.
Anyway, back to business.
I thoroughly enjoy watching people who are/were in dysfunctional relationships give advice on how other’s relationships should be like, oblivious to laughter that follows. It’s like taking advice from Hitler on how to become a humanitarian, even Hitler himself would think “Dude. Maybe, [...]

My current addiction - Save The Last Dance For Me*
Will continue post later.
*For demo purposes only.