I’m back!
Due to the high demand for a piece of my ass, I’ve decided to list my prerequisites. So for those for do not comply, should not apply.In no particular order
1) You must be hot.
Well, maybe just this one is in order. I can not begin to emphasize the importance of knowing you’re hot. It [...]
I’m gonna be the first to put this out there. I back Valencia to win it. I know there’s a high probability it won’t happen but I am equally confident there there is every chance it will. I am also gonna put this out there. Raul Albiol? Best defender in the world in 7-8 years, [...]
Chinaman went to milk a cow,
Ching chong chinaman didn’t know how,
Ching chong chinaman pulled the wrong tit,
Ching chong chinaman got covered in shit.
Should stick to engineering.
I for one don’t know much about politics, so I stay far away from it. When I hear a clueless american try to school people about world politics and come up with something like
“i don’t even know whether japan and korea have problems”
You just know they’re beyond any kind of hope. And [...]
Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.
Flat out I’m gonna say this. It’s without a doubt the best movie I’ve seen in years, and probably one of the best I’ve seen in my life. I haven’t gushed in a review for a LONG time, but this one fucking deserves it. The only thing that I have bad to say about this [...]
There I was, doing my 80th daily googlenews stalk, and then I have breasts in my face.
Google, no longer rated (U)
My fried rice with turkey, egg, mushrooms, dried shrimp and fishballs. I’m a great chef.
And here is my friend Drew, who got head butted for calling his friend an “ass”. Mind you, [...]
I’m giving serious consideration to allowing a book of something I wrote to be published. However I’m also considering retailing/marketing it myself. The purpose of this post is to see what kind of interest there would be in such a fantabulous piece of literature. You can email me or leave a note, I’m just interested [...]
Here are a few of the top 20 search strings for suckball
Ashanti
Ball sucking
France soccer team
Bonsai Kittens
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cubicow
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www. john travolta.com
The second my eyes glanced over that search string, I was ready to slit my wrists open with a blunt spoon. Needless to say, I type that into google and find Suckball second on the list…..nevermind that the [...]
