This article is semi-serious and not really funny, I just had to vent.
Well, I have had over the past two days the fortune of seeing these two movies, which I cannot begin to contrast so greatly. One of them is the visionary movie that finally sees Inarritu come of age and get the Oscar nominations [...]

Dear Fans,
I’m sorry.
-Louis
p.s, Not really.
And that concludes my letter of apology to you, for the lack of updates. I’m being totally honest in saying that I genuinely feel guilty for not writing nearly as often as I used to, but instantly feel better when I think about how I’m aiding you stalkers towards personal growth. [...]

I feel that I have to cheat a couple of other movies somewhat so as to fulfil my life long goal of having a Greg Kinnear movie be my favourite of the year. I can now scratch that off my list along with a spawn of the Wayans clan (The Last Boyscout was tops for [...]

I don’t know where she has gone but it’s disappointing. I had actually kind of enjoyed the constant put downs, the constant insistences that she looks like her head was crushed in a vice from the top, or her eyes were too far apart, I like having to justify why someone’s hot, I don’t know [...]