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I have the usher line.

And I spent the rest of the night, wondering why I couldn’t breathe properly, why my left nostril was sticky.
I soon realised that the gummy bear went up my left nostril because I when I dug my nose, my finger turned blue. 18 hours later, I am still breathing in blue gummy + snot.
Yummy.

To be honest, I’m pretty disappointed at where Suckball is today. Back in 2002/2003(?), we were achieving some 1,000 unique visitors a day, and thousands more returning. There are a few sites that have suckball as their stepping stone to their fame today, the most famous being xiaxue without doubt. I vowed that Suckball will [...]

Once? I meant twice.
1) I was having sex in a car at a dead end. Police came by, so I turned on the engine car and blasted it. The cop car had to make a 3 point turn, so I quickly parked my car, turned off the engine and hid under my seat.
2) There was [...]

An immigration officer that the vibrator (it was a rabbit) he took out of my suitcase is actually used to massage the hand. I went into detail about the different modes and speeds you can choose.
No, he didn’t buy my story.

There exists now, a FACEBOOK page for my book, ‘THE RUDE MECHANICAL’ which should be available through Amazon any day now.
I don’t know if I’m retarded, or what but I can’t seem to find it when I search for it. So, here is the direct link: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9645485066
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Can someone confirm this please? Wiki says its true, so it has to be!