Another weekend and another match decided by Cristiano Ronaldo. I know that I’m predisposed to not liking the guy because he’s soft, and because he’s - let’s face it - a twat. But as a paid journalist of sorts, I’d like to think I’m objective in my belief that all things aside, Ronaldo is just [...]

Apparently I only have 11 pounds of fat on my 135 pound body (approximately 8.5%), and if I reduce my fat levels to about 4-5%, I will be in the category of either malnourished, or a proper athlete. I’m very tempted to give that a try, seeing that i’m already running 4 miles a day [...]

First up, am I jealous of Michael Buble? No shit I am. I would trade my life and at least through blood family members for a sniff of the kind of luck that boy has. Also, I’ll be totally honest, I don’t really know a thing about the guy - he could be an awesome [...]

Since I didn’t get offered to write one of these for the site that I am a paid employee of, and because Suckball basically got started because I can’t keep my opinions to myself, here is my arbitrary Favorite Seven Movies of 2007. Something to note: I’m paid to give my opinions on films; I [...]

Where have you sinners gone?

Another year has gone by, another year we are older,
Optimistic for the next year to be golder,
Because the year before caused much pain,
Things you wish not to be reminded of again.
Everyone comes alive on the last ten seconds,
Ten more to go, ten more and it finally ends,
A fresh clean start, like a baby born,
Devoid of lies, sins, deceit and scorn.
For an instant, one should stop to think,
What made ones heart so hard, what made it sink?
A look around you, friends and family beside,
To bring you through the pains of the next year, to be your guide.
So soften that stone, forget [...]