Amidst the starving going on due to the soaring prices in staple foods, I can’t help but to walk a little taller, stick out my chest a little further, smirk a little more whenever I read it in the news.
BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO YOU VEGANS/TREEHUGGERS/VEGETARIANS
I hope you hippies are happy, now that there [...]

Including Suckball’s website. I’m sorry you people have not been able to leave comments, but this whole server has gone to shit. It’s about time I change the layout anyway, but with my upcoming senior project and…life, I won’t have time to make any improvements. At the very least, James and I are still able [...]

My kind of killer romantic sentence.
I was asked to read this book not twenty minutes ago, and I immediately scoffed at the idea that I might need advice on how to pleasure a woman. After a semester of human sexuality, I know more about a woman’s anatomy than most women out there (such as the knowledge that all women have a [...]

At work we have this annual Summer Box Office Prediction Contest. And while I was doing some research, I figured why not write this shit up, tell you people what to watch this summer, so you might avoid watching shit. In the past two weeks I’ve seen NEVER BACK DOWN and 21. NEVER BACK DOWN [...]

Sometimes the best solution is to just give up.
p.s - Not you suicidal person. If you’re going to kill yourself, at least
do something useful like strap some explosives to your chest.

Suckball is back up but it seems that there were some problems with the theme we were using itself. This will get updated as soon as possible.
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