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Man, I can’t even think of a punchline.
Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Steven Lim. Stevelim.net http://www.stevelim.net I love Steven Lim Oh my god I want to fuck Steven Lim. I am a hot 18 year old which chick with dynamite cans and I am hot for Steven Lim. Steven Lim Steven Lim. Please look me up Steven Lim.
I’m not sure how Google works, but I desperately, desperately hope the magnificent Steven Lim finds this page. One second looking at this guy’s website (http://www.stevenlim.net) tells me this guy is googling himself every fucking day, so hopefully somehow he gets here. For those of you who don’t know who this guy is, fear not, I myself only about ten minutes ago stumbled upon his majesty. He is basically the best looking guy in Singapore, if not the world. He also wields the English language with the kind of accuracy a drunk shows a fucking urinal, but it’s all just part of his charm. Check out the video that won me over:
As you can see there are two major burns:
1. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
2. You sucks, you sucks, sucks, sucks sucks etc
Also, if this guy isn’t eating cock every night I will be flat out stupefied:
Steven Lim I hate you. Hit me back, man. Chew my ass out like the bad ass you are.
How are you feeling today? I hope everything is good and well for you, your family, and anyone you have the slightest bit of care for.
Anyway, the reason I’m mailing you is because i’m wondering whether you’ve finally “caught up to me.” I know I’ve done some horrible things in the past, like lying, cheating, stealing, exploiting amongst other things, but I feel that you’ve done enough to balance things out.
I suppose it was about time that a significant other of mine would cheat on me, after all the cheating i’ve done, but don’t you think you went a little over the top? Having my ex-girlfriend go out on a date using my money, while I was doing her homework AND THEN have her come back to tell me off for doing a shady job, was a little excessive in my opinion. You know, when I found out that she cheated on me even before my plane took off, I thought “I so deserved that,” but the whole homework thing was just evil.
Nonetheless, I trusted your judgment and didn’t do anything evil back (oh trust me I could have). I even helped her out with a loan of over half my savings! I mean, that’s like Caesar giving Brutus a towel and hand lotion lest his hands get stained or worse, dry.
There are also the little things that are quite bothersome, like when my wallet went missing, in it 7-8 credit cards, debit cards, my Californian ID, my license, my social security card, my money, insurance card…boy that list goes on. Or when you tried to run me over with a car…..3 bloody times. Really, it is all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
Well, that’s really all I have to say. Currently, things are pretty good with me, so i’d more than appreciate it if you could leave things the way they are now. I promise I’ll stop skiving off work to play video games…and…and…to stop wanking so much.
Thank you very much and have a great life.
Louis
It has become apparent to me that there might be a possibility I wont make it back to Malaysia this summer. Due to the recent influx in gas prices, I have calculated that my trip to Malaysia, as well as to Europe, will cost me near 3,000 USD for the tickets alone.
I will try to find cheaper alternatives, but please note that Malaysia will be the first dropped from my plans. I suppose I could meet you in San Diego during your conference, if all falls apart that is.
Yours truly,
Louis
Expect less, lest ye be disappointed.