Biggest fucking faggot? Big Friendly Foot? Binoculars Finding Food?
For some reason, my brain does a memory wipe everytime I learn what BFF stands for. Every year or so, I stumble upon “BFF” and can only get as far as knowing that one of the F stands for friends.
I suppose I should be glad that my [...]

I’m in a constant battle of trying to figure out whether I want to be normal or special. We can have an endless pointless argument about how because everyone wants to be special, they in end become normal too…but we aren’t going to do that.
There are parts of me that are, for lack of a [...]