1) Solve the whole world hunger problem
2) Find Osama and kill him with my thumb
3) Say “yeah sure” to a random stranger offering you free drugs at a charity concert

I’ve always wondered how it feels to be the kind of person that knows exactly what they want to do in life. I just turned 24 three days ago, I have a job that pays me way more than I deserve, I earn way more than I can conceivably spend, and yet I keep thinking [...]