14th April 2004 - Louis; is too busy to update

Well. Sort of. This whole week has been spent on bringing my two friends Cien Then(Corean) and Bee Ling around London and it has burned a hole in my pocket.

We went clubbing on Saturday at The Cross to appreciate Fat Boy Slim & Seb Fontaine's (The two most famous DJs in the world, in case you're stupid) music. I'll be posting up pictures and videos of the event as soon as I can be bothered.

How was it? Fat Boy Slim only came in about 1am, and it took me a good half hour just to get into the next room, "Sardines" would hardly describe how packed it was. Fat Boy Slim brought the crowd close to an orgasm and held them there throughout the night.

I was sandwiched between the DJ console and the crowd, so yes, I was all the way in front. How I managed to achieve this miracle is beyond me. I left to the toilet after holding in for a good hour or so, I really had to leave, which sucked because I was in a metre away from fat boy. It sucked even more that I couldn't get back into the room for another half hour.
Miracle #2 - I managed to get up front again.

Promise for more updates, just not this week. I have projects and assignments I have to procrastinate in doing, then think of clever excuses(lies) for the late work. Exams I have to not-study for and believe i'm a gift from god and will somehow manage to score above a 90% to keep my name on the Dean's list. Wait a minute. That was a terrible excuse.

Fat Boy Slim, Seb Fontaine.
...the world's most famous DJs? Whaaa?

I just spent a shit load of money. It's amazing how a really shitty day can turn into a good one after you spend a fat wad of cash.

I had ordered a digital camcorder on Monday, and everyday since Tuesday, the shop clerk had promised me that it would arrive "tomorrow". I'd said something yesterday and so he promised that he'd call me about picking it up TOMORROW (today) in the morning. In an unrelated argument late yesterday, my girlfriend told me that I was too much of a wuss, so I started the day in a shitty mood, determined to no longer be a wuss.

I called the camera shop at ONE PM:

James: Hello, this is James, I ordered a camera

Steven: Oh yeah, I was supposed to call you, I was gonna --

James: Shit don't worry about it man, you've told me you'd call me about six times so far, without actually doing it.

Steven: Mmmm (Translation: I AM A STUPID FUCK)

James: So what do you think Steve? Are you gonna fuck me around again today, or am I actually gonna be able to pick up my camera?

Steven: Yeah my umm supplier said cannot la...I promise you tomorrow (NEVER YOU YOUNG PUNK)

James: Ok, tell you what Steven this is bullshit, so why don't you just go ahead and cancel that order because your service is horrendous.

Steven: Oh...ok...when do you want to pick up your deposit (PLEASE SAY NO)

James: Later today, and then I'm going to go to Sungei Wang, buy it for a hundred dollars more than what you are charging, just out of spite, and then I'm going to bring it here and show it to you, because you clearly wouldn't have the slightest fucking clue what one looks like. (I HOPE YOU ARE FIRED)

And then I hung up and felt good for a little while.

Anyway, long story short, I went out and bought:

• My digital camcorder

• Lionel Richie & The Commodores: The Definitive Collection (Quite possibly the best album ever)

• N.E.R.D. - Fly or Die

• The Cooler on DVD, man I've been searching for that for fucking ages.

Now I'm gonna hang out, listen to Lionel Richie, watch the Cooler and fuck around with my camera all night.

10 April 2004 - Louis; admits he's not hot ALL the time

Especially at moments like these.

10th April 2004 - James: It's Official Christina Milian is hot as hell Day!

Nothing to report. Just wrote an article about two really really really really shitty movies I saw.

IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE THAT MOVIES CAN BE THIS BAD

Wait for it. Nope. Nope. Wait for it. I'm going to do it.

SMOKERS ARE ALL STUPID

Yes. Ohhh yes you are. Ahuh, yes you are. ohhh yes you are. Now, lick my shoe.