3rd April 2004 - Louis; happy
belated...uhm April Fools?
I've been in bed
for the past...I don't know...give or take a couple of hours, at least 24 hours now.
With my student ID left at
Jacob's place, i'm not even able to grab the sludge they offer in the
cafeteria below. So here I am, under my covers, on my computer, steven
jenkins as my only company, my stomach slowly digesting itself.
Though, i'm sure the few M&Ms I nibbled at would provide me
sufficient energy to get me through the day. How much energy is needed to
lie in bed anyway?
Depression at it's best.
I'm finally
leaving England on May 15th. I finish my exams on May 1st. The rest of the
two weeks will be spent on doing things I planned on doing here some years
ago. Though, I still haven't found out which country in Europe is most
friendly to a lone traveler.
hmmm, lets see. I'd like a place with
beautiful scenery, cotton candy clouds, snowy mountains and...a place where
I can learn to ride a horse...in a week. I'm not talking about pussy horse
walking, no. More like a full-out gallop, me hanging on the rails for my
life and getting lost in endless grassy fields. Of course I wouldn't know
how to ride a horse properly, fall off the back and crash down to reality
with a broken spine. And my horse would probably...just...piss on me, just
for laughs.
Life at it's best.
HIGHLY
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2nd April 2004: James - Hey Arnold
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I've written an article. Remembering the Career of Ah-Nold
And since Louis deleted my post on how I have a REAL
thing for girls in black rimmed glasses, here's a picture of someone I
recently discovered is hot, who isn't Scarlett Johansson!
1st April
2004 - Louis; knock knock
"Can you please turn down your music? They can
hear it in the classes below" he says
"Sorry, i'll turn it down immediately" I say
Addiction to music +
350 watts of power = Loud loud fun.
::Louis finally presents his project::
Like a pack of hungry scavengers they attacked our
every weakness, picked at every wound and repeated that process for ten
minutes, hoping for us to crumple. What seemed like an eternity, we fended
off their attempts at our prize, snapping viciously as they advanced, we
fought with everything we had. Joined with reinforcements, we steadily grew
stronger and the attacking began to slow to a stop. They began their
retreat and I began my gloat....
Because i'm an asshole like that.
No one messes with Louis and gets away with it
And yes, I did write the little poem thing below
so stop asking me where I got it from.
My penis has been itching for the past few days. I've got to get this
checked.
<--Poor april fools joke.
30th March 2004 - Louis; it's a small world after all
If a tree falls in a forest, and there is no one
around. Does it still make a sound?
If you visit a place, and there is no memory of your coming. Were you ever
there?
If you walked by me, and never called my name. Would I ever know you were
there?
If I were to disappear, and none of you ever heard from me again. Am I not
dead?
Went out with my sister on Saturday night, haven't had a proper dinner for
the past 3 months. So I greatly appreciated my...
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Lobster
Immediately after, we went clubbing at
some place called Motion. Never been there before, had absolutely no idea
where I was, except for the obvious EMBANKMENT tube stop. The club
had an abundance of middle aged men and women and...pretty much no sign of
anyone under the age of 21...except for me of course.
Understandable, I'm with my sister and her friends. With the three (Sister,
sister's friend, sister's friend's boyfriend) being over 25, I don't think
they had any interest going to a club with pubescent teenagers.
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Chia Yi (Off picture), Mine sista, ME, Steve *wink*
Sister and I went to watch The Passion of The Christ yesterday. It's a great movie, gory as hell, loads of blood, pain...well i'm sure you know how the story goes anyway. Judas betrays jesus by selling him to the Jews (who hate jesus because he claims to be the son of god), jews want him dead..but..uhm, problem. They're jews, they're not meant to kill (idiots, your intention is there anyway. It's like hiring an assassin to kill someone and then saying "it wasn't me"). Religion = ass, but that's irrelevant.
Highly recommended because:
1. 5 people left the cinema half way
2. Girl next to me was crying
3. Some guy fainted just before Jesus got crucified
4. Less than 2 hours long
Wrote a new shit journal -
Giving Birth
Updated the pictures
page a little
29th March 2004 - James: Quickie
I was going to write a regular humorous type article, but I noticed a testimonial that I received saying something like "How can someone who watches so many movies rate Vanilla Sky?". So anyway, sorry this is like an actual serious article...Just for you George.
Explaining Vanilla Sky: Why It's The Most Under-Rated Movie Ever