10th August 2004 - Louis; Catwoman in a nutshell
Possibly what Director Pitof(Jean-Christophe Comar) thought
before he made the movie
I think i need a new car, house and a new yacht. I know, I'll make
a shitty movie that everybody'll watch anyway. Hmmm, superhero movies have
been getting good money lately so i'll make another one of those. Oh fuck,
here's an idea. Because all the other superhero characters have been male,
Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Daredevil....i'll make my hero character
female, so that people will DEFINITELY watch this movie because it's
"different". *cough* Imbeciles.
What next....What could I possibly add to a obviously shitty movie to lure
people to watch the shitty movie anyway. Oh hell yes, a half naked
attractive female, dude that like soooo definitely sells.
So now we have a half naked female superhero dressed in black leather
kicking random ass. What's missing? Oh hell yes. CGI. C G fucking I, i'm
definitely gonna be rollin' in wit' the benjamins.
Action, half nudity, random lame jokes and cgi. Never mind that the list is
lacking the most important factor, you know, like a proper storyline
but people are dumb and will watch shitty movies anyway. Now, time to decide
what to do with my newfound wealth.
No doubt. No doubt.
Cumulatively, Catwoman has grossed (Seriously, gross.)
$36,070,000 in
three weeks. If you were one of them people who contributed to the 36 fucking
million dollars, you deserve to shoot yourself. Like seriously.
Like now.
No really.
Please?
8th August 2004 - Louis; It's official
The most important person in the world is not
Bill Gates. It's me.
The coolest invention since uhm...food is wireless internet. (I mean,
thank god they invented food or we'd be starving!)
The most awesomest fast food ever (not available in malaysia) is and
will always be Mos Burger.
The stupidest person in the entire earth next to George W. Bush would
be
this guy
And if you want to see 400 random naked chicks,
this is where you should go
On something completely irrelevant, my bean bag is lacking beans. Now, that
sucks totally when your bean bag aint got enough of them beans. You get like
a half bean bag, which you can't really call a bean bag, and you can't
really sink into. It's kinda like having sex while doing a handstand,
there's no way you're gonna get comfortable, your back is getting tired and
you're wondering why the fuck are you still going on with the handstand sex
if it feels so terrible?
Filming of the movie starts in a couple of days. We're currently
lacking a hot female to be in the movie, so if any of you hot females want
to be in the new
Detective J&L : If you mess with
J&L, you end up in Jail movie, give us a buzz. Of
course, it would help if you live in Malaysia....in the KL area.
4th August 2004 - Louis;
We're kinda missing you already.
3rd August 2004 - Louis; New movie in production
)
Rhyming,
but not quite.
Saving hot women worldwide.
J&L, the duo criminals fear.
Coming soonish.
2nd August 2004 - Louis; you thought
the world couldn't get more fucked up
Boy were you wrong.
Firstly, you're reading a post from someone who is currently taking a crap
in his toilet (My toshiba goes everywhere with me!)
Secondly,
shit like this exists. I don't see how you can make amputating your twin
brother's arm and then attaching it onto your chest seem normal. So now you
have a twin with 3 arms, and another with one....by choice.
Why stop there? I got an idea, how about you chop his finger off and attach
it to yours! That'll be pretty funny....oh shit. They did it.
Man. i'm feeling ill.