Kitty come back please? :(
My teva sandals which were only 1 day old got stolen today. I'm angry. Why in the fucking world would someone want to steal someone's sandals? I hope he gets a wart infection. I hope his toes fall off. I hope his mother kicks him out of his house for stealing my sandals. Those weren't cheap sandals. i hate myself for leaving them there, I hate the asshole who stole it.
I repeat, WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD WOULD SOMEONE WANT TO STEAL SOMEONE'S SHOES?
While you're at it, why don't you steal my underwear, my toothbrush and you can reuse my toilet paper too.
God damn those weren't cheap sandals.
It's possibly the lousiest day ever. Well, actually Friday the 13th was the lousiest day ever...I miss my kitty.
13th August 2004: James - Updates
It's grossly against my wishes, but today, I finally accept defeat. I just read that Scarlett Johansson has requested to be set up with Jake Gylenhaal who recently broke up with Kirsten "Single-handedly fuck up Spiderman 2" Dunst. My girlfriend loves him, and I have to admit if I was gay, after Brad Pitt, I'd be hitting on Gylenhaal, so I've decided to step down, to Donnie Darko, and I will no longer be interested in Ms. Johansson. Unless Gylenhaal does a Forest Gump and turns her down.
Ziyi Zhang or Zhang Ziyi whatever I don't know how her name goes, but fuck it she is cute/hot. I watched House of Flying Daggers the other day it was pretty awesome.
I was watching MTV yesterday, for a little while, that new Maroon 5 song fucken owns, but anyway, Destiny's Child came on, and the video was Survivor, and man I really hate Destiny's Child. The video's all like oh shit we're trapped on a island somewhere and we can't get off, but we'll survive, but in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAY TO WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID SURVIVOR IN THE LYRICS. It's like the director of the video didn't even listen to the song, like his agent just said, ok we've got you on to direct that song, Destiny's Child - Survivor, ok? Yeah sure, what's the song about? Survivors. Ok.
Anyway, I could kinda buy the concept of them being marooned on an island with no way to survive, and just Beyonce, home-sista Kelly and Random girl soon to be replaced with another one or two black girls who can sing background vocals a bit but also look moderately hot are stuck there trying to figure out what to do. It's all looking bleak and shit, and you're thinking oh my god, how are they going to survive, until you factor in one point in the video:
They have background dancers.
What the fuck.
I hate Destiny's Child.
Anyways. I bought the Alien Quadrilogy today, which was
needless to say a bit of a waste of money. Don't be fooled by that "32 hours
of extra footage" shit, because it's all crap.
I've got three articles waiting to be uploaded, but I need to
find some pictures first, so hang tight :)
<< FIND THIS!!
Oh yeah, I'm looking for the album Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind. I have looked everywhere, if anyone knows where I can get it, tell me. I've got their other two albums and I NEED THIS ONE PLEASE I AM DYING. I hate having to un-plug my DVD player and connect the speakers to my lap-top just to listen to semi-charmed life. HELP ME.