Sleepless.7am.Diebirds.StillWaitingForUniversityResponse.IfOnlyiCouldTurnOffTheSun.ThatWouldBeCool.
GodRestTheirSouls.ThenAgain.YouTookItFromThem.Powerless.AsAlways.PatheticHumans.NoControl.
IStillWankTooMuch.WonderHowJamesIsDoing.WonderIfImAccepted.WhatIfIDontGetAccepted.
IWouldBeSoMajorlyFucked.LikeSeriously.IDontEvenKnow80000people.LifeSureIsGoodToMe.
DonatingClothesTomorrow.WishICouldDoMore.ButIWouldProbablyGetLazy.IAmSuchAHippo
Just a couple of things running through my head as my eyeballs are popping out of my skull from fatigue.
I feel it's very wrong for me to celebrate new years with the current event going on (if you don't know what i'm talking about, you should fucking kill yourself) but i know i'm probably going to go ahead and do it anyway.
Several things I see on CNN.COM - "Tsunami toll tops 80,000" , "Epidemic could kill more people than tsunamis" , and then you see "The Ultimate New Year's Eve party town".
We really are going to hell.
CHRISTMAS!
(For those of you slow on the uptake, it's the 26th of December)
I spent last christmas with James...and this happened.
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We drank and decided it'll be cool to go to Bangsar (very very busy place
especially during christmas) The entire road was filled with
trigger-happy-spray-can-nerds and a horde of people decided it'll be cool to
spray my car.
That was just the beginning.
As james was drunk, he decided it was clever to wind down the window
and shout curses at the horde spraying my car. Soon enough, a hundred hands
with spray cans were unloading into my car - spraying our eyes, into my
leather seats and even into our mouths. Nice.
To add insult to injury, the SALESPEOPLE WHO WERE SELLING THE SPRAYS
saw this window of opportunity and quickly shoved cans into the window
screaming "10 bucks! 10 bucks!" knowing James-the-drunk would
retaliate. So dear James shoved a wad of money out the window (which he
never got change) and starting spraying the crowd that was spraying us.
Not a very good idea.
A massive riot began and everyone crowded around my car, forcing me to slow
to a halt. They then proceeded to spray down our windows again and when we
tried to wind them up, they held it down and continued spraying. It got so
bad that I couldn't even breathe because there was too much aerosol in my
car. Desperate, I put my foot on the gas and slowly nudge the people
out of the way.
They weren't too happy about that, so they sprayed my entire windscreen and
then lifted my wipers (the above picture is exactly what they did to my
wipers) which rendered me blind.
We managed to get out of there in one piece (not my car though) and James
promptly fell asleep in my guestroom.....that's after he told my mum she
looked incredibly attractive.....that's before I brought my girlfriend over
to laugh at his ass.
Was your christmas near as interesting as ours were?
I hardly think so.
Suckball wishes all you hot ladies a very Merry Christmas