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9th December 2004 - Louis; The lack of updates Will continue til I get better. I've been having a very bad throat infection for about a week now. It got better yesterday but you wont be able to guess what happened. I spread the germs to myself. I kid you fucking not, my right side of my throat had what the doctor described as "the worst type of throat infection"....lovely, and now my left side caught it. Here's something that'll give you a clear view of how badly ill i am. You know the antibiotics doctors give out? And how they say that you must finish them even if you've gotten better but you never do? I'm down to my last antibiotic and i'm STILL bedridden sick. 3rd December 2004 - Louis; The pick up line experiment results are out! 30th November 2004 - Louis; New article Called the Pick up line experiment, where Louis will randomly send pickup lines through friendster in hopes for a response. Just started today, so don't expect anything soon....especially from the horrific pickup lines i'm sending. Sin #2 - Dear god. I wish to apologize for all the times I randomly insult people when i'm drunk without even realising it. I thank you for being merciful and protecting me from getting beat up....like that time I was whispering (or so i thought...what I was really doing was shouting at the top of my lungs) that the girl in front of me really stank. I'm sorry for offending her and her 6 ft 3 african american boyfriend standing directly behind me while i was laughing. I'm amazed i'm still alive...utterly amazed. 27th November 2004 - Louis; Crappy post...literally *note* This post was done while Louis was taking a crap Once in a while, I get these moments where i realise that "hey, i am a fucking asshole for doing...." and begin reflecting. Oh yes everyone has these moments, and you hope that somehow or someway the greater being will forgive you for all your naughty naughty sins. I'm going to take this a step further and hope that god reads suckball on a regular basis and take this as a confession. I'm going to try to write a sin every time I post because it's usually hilarious. Sin #1 - Dear god. I'm terribly sorry for puking in the club that night. It was packed, crowded and I didn't have enough time to rush to the toilet....when you have to go, you have to go. I'm also sorry for eating all that garlic and onions for dinner, it made my puke smell like something crawled in me and died a decade ago. Oh...and I'm sorry for puking on that girl. *Runs to James* "hehehehehe, I just puked on some girl's back and she didn't even notice! Man I was so smooth....I puked and I immediately turned and walked away. NO ONE noticed! Not even her!....oh man....i got her whole back, it was NASSSSSTY" "OMG! Hahahaha, are you serious? Dude you fucking stink, you need to wash yourself off" *Giggle giggle* In the words of Memphis Reins - I am a bad man. 26th November 2004 - Louis; Ahhh America Bring out the turkey! It's time for thanksgiving! The celebration of...Waitaminute. What are they actually celebrating over there? Thanks for giving us your land and food? I don't think it should even be called thanksgiving, It's more like thanks-taking. Thanks for inviting us in, we'll take over now. Dictionary.com says it's a day to "praise God for the mercies of the past year" - This I can accept. It also says that it's "an act of giving thanks; an expression of gratitude, especially to god" - This too I accept. What I cannot accept is the hypocrisy of the event. SERIOUSLY, It brings the word hypocrisy to an entire new level. One side you're thanking god for all the mercy he/she's shown, and on the other you're killing the indians, taking their land and then you eat THEIR TURKEY. Thanksgiving is possibly the only holiday that celebrates hypocrisy. Enough bitterness, lets talk about more stupid people. Hungary is going to ban blonde jokes. HAHAHAHahaHAhahHAhAhahah "People are banned from discriminating against Jews, or blacks, so why not grant blondes the same protection." Oh I don't know, but I think comparing the discrimination between blondes vs jews/blacks is a big difference don't you think? Lets take a look at the discrimination events of the past century Jews - Genocide Blonde - Called stupid Hard to tell which one of them had it worse but i'd give the Jews a marginal win....you know...just because it kinda sucks being dead. Jews 1 Blondes 0 Blacks - Slavery, police brutality, racial discrimination causing death in many cases, painted white, KKK Blonde - Called stupid Don't think I need to say anything about this one. Blacks 1 Blondes 0 How utterly STUPID can people get? How in the fucking world can someone wake up one day and think "hey, I think blonde jokes should be banned." What're they going to think of next? AGE discrimination? I guess blondes really are stupid. 23rd November 2004 - Louis; Guess who is back? Thanks for your patience, I finally managed to get shit done. If you've been on Suckball for over 2 years, you would've seen Fight 1 & Fight 2.....and because of our recent update, I was too lazy to convert Fight 1 & 2 to the new layout. But now it's done. Fight 1 - The beginning Fight 2 - The fight continues Just remember that these are just
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