17th February 2004 - Louis; Girls are hypocrites

Again, in response to James' valentine day rant, i'm here to say that girls are NOT hypocrites. It's pretty much impossible for girls to be hypocrites.

Why Louis..Why?

It's simple really. Almost every girl I know does not have a strong opinion on anything, everything depends on circumstances. So how can they be a hypocrite if they're always sitting on a fence?

Any guy would agree with me that it is incredibly irritating that girls can't make up their minds. Worst of all, how are we ever meant to trust them if everything depends on "circumstances"

The way I think of it, it's a whole new level to hypocrisy. Men generally like to have a black or white answer, so you can be sure that when we say something, we usually mean it. With that in mind, a male hypocrite would be one who would choose black, but later pick white.

In contrast, women would kick out the infamous line "It depends...". Which is basically a safety net, if they do something wrong (god forbid! women, WRONG?), they would easily be saved because they didn't get themselves in the corner in the first place.

As heard in this audio clip (louis drunk, girls try to convince louis to buy them pizza), i'm going to stick to my theory that all women are evil. No matter WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE, all women are evil.

Evil.Evil.Evil.

Excuse the bitterness, i've been scarred

On a lighter note...

"Think of the worst thing that could happen apart from your laptop breaking" - Carol

"Shit...I can't go to america?" - Louis worried

"Well, no. But think about the worst thing that could happen in your room" - Carol

"MY SOUND SYSTEM! NOOOOOOOO" - Louis

Yes, my 350 watt sound system blew up yet again. Sigh. But that's besides the point.

The first thing that popped into my head when Carol mentioned that, was not being able to go to America. I didn't realise how much I wanted to leave this god forsaken place until yesterday...I'm in the wrong place with a wrong reason.

My interview is at 10.30am at the American Embassy on Wednesday.

Aim: To convince them that i'm not going to bomb their country and I plan on returning to England.

Prize: An american visa. WOOHOO!

Total cost: Approximately 100 pounds. (Not including insurance I have to buy)

Wish me luck.

Anyone wanna meet up in London? Wednesday would be a good time.

Email: fcukfest@hotmail.com Number: 07709 434346

16th February 2004 - Louis; New layout!

I had a terrible nightmare today. There were no scary monsters, no deaths, nothing out of the ordinary. I had complete control over my dreamself, which is why I was scared shitless. Half way through the dream, I noticed something wasn't right, everything just seemed out of place.

Am I in a dream? Is this real?

It seemed so life like, my senses, the people, the environment. Only thing is, I knew it was a dream but I was powerless, trapped in a box I couldn't get out of.

How am I meant to wake myself up?

Seriously, how are you supposed to wake yourself up in a dream? I knew that I would wake up in an hour or so because I had my alarm set. But..what if I didn't? Could it be possible that I could be trapped in there forever? Could this be what people with comas go through? A dream of life so real they don't realise, a dream so real it becomes life.

What if you don't wake up...what if you can't.

Woke up at 10.30 and went to class (took me a minute to get to my class) and proceeded to fall asleep throughout the whole class. I vaguely heard him mentioning something about databases and passed out on the table.

My university's classes are tiny, 20+ students at most, so the lecturer could definitely see me, snoozing on the table as if his class was insignificant....Amazing, I don't believe I learnt nothing in that 2 hours. NOTHING.

Thanks for the positive comments (stop bitching about the pink you pussies, it's just a fucking colour), Hope all of you had a lousy valentine, because I certainly did.

Firstly, much thanks to Tudor for the fantastic layout. New layout is designed by Tudor and Louis and is completely and utterly 100% original.

It's not really complete yet, hence the reason why many links aren't working. Hope you like the new layout, many many many hours were invested into it so, appreciate.

14th February 2004 - James; Valentines Day

Girls are the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Don't get me wrong guys are hypocrites too, but only in stupid ways, like any guy in the world, regardless of age will castrate anyone who tries to hit on their younger teenage sister, but at the same time counts the days till the Olsen twins are legal and jacks off to Hillary Duff.

No, girls are hypocrites in much bigger ways. Ways that will fucking cost you. And ways that will piss you off no end.

"You need to get more in touch with your feminine side". How many girls have said that? Raise your hand if you have. Ok, now put it down you stupid, stupid person. This is absolute proof that girls are hypocrites. How many designer brands, no, wait, how many brands outside of Levi and BIG DICK magazine have wimpy looking nancy-men in their adverts? How many girls go for gay guys? How many girls fantasize about Elton fucking John?

NONE.

Why? Because girls want manly guys, guys who have facial stubble and have so much muscle that they could crack a nut in between their pectorals. Picture that guy in the GUESS? advert, telling you about how he loved the spring-summer collection shown in last months Cleo and telling you how to save money by turning your empty lip-stick tubes into tampons. HOW ATTRACTIVE IS HE??

Not very.

What would you say if some guy told you to get in touch with your inner-man? You would laugh in his fucking face. If you want a feminine guy then why don't you just be a lesbian? The only guys in the world who theoretically should want a feminine guy are gays. But even they run and hide when girly-men come out to play.

And to top this off, how many girls start a sentence "If you were a real man"? What the FUCK does any girl know about being a man? Less than Freddie Prinze Jr. knows about acting, and that's saying something.

Anyway, that's all I have to say on the subject, hope you had a good Valentines Day.

14th February 2004 - Louis; Happy Valentine

I think..

Fuck that. I take that back.

Give me a reason why I should be significantly happier on this day than any other day.

Exactly.

Sorry i've not been updating lately, i'm still hurrying to finish the layout. And fight3 round3 too, but I procrastinate too much, and I..well,

am currently addicted to sleep. It's worse than my dependence on cocaine.

Interview at the american embassy on wednesday. Wish me luck.