::6th February 2004 - Louis; Deafeningly quiet::

Wake me up when it's all over.*

::Gone clubbing!::

What Louis told himself before : Yeah. I'm going to try NOT DRINKING for the first time ever and have fun clubbing sober for once.

What Louis told himself 30 minutes after he got to the club : YoUReA GOOOing to buy me NADER DREENK? COOL! I Buy you one too!

Story of my life.

On an interesting note, tonight, the phrase "Hitting on someone" has been redefined. Why?

Walking past a woman (with an enormous nose..well, not enormous, but...witch-like, you know?), she gives me a solid elbow to my stomach which pretty much winded me.

I'm like, wtf? And the group she was with starts giggling like school kids. I walk back to her (and the group bursts out giggling again, of course), and tell her thanks.

She proceeds to attempt a conversation with me. I have more important matters. I'm going to get another drink. Go try your hitting strategy on someone else.

Total damage last night - 40 pounds. Not bad.

*Though I am a big big poser, the picture was NOT taken by me and I am in fact, sound asleep.

::4th February 2004 - Louis; Suckball getting stale?::

James was like. Dude, it's a fucking emergency, suckball is getting stale!

First thing that came to my mind,

"hell no, our site is fucking famous. We don't link anyone and we're still getting massive hits. Shit, someone told me that i am god today. James must stop taking coke."

Then I thought, well. Ok, I'm falling behind a couple of articles (Louis rates London public toilets), Fight 3 round 3, new professional layout and I guess i've not been putting pictures up for you to worship lately.

*if you look closely enough. You can actually see abs. I'm not kidding. 3 weeks in London does wonders for my health.

**Notice I said send it to me James? So I can edit and resize it.

3rd February 2004 - Louis; loses 10 popularity points!

Went to town with Carol today. Saw someone from richmond, she turns to say hi to Carol

(The someone has a big nose. I don't know her name)

Louis goes "Caw, caw!" (Flapping arms, mimicking a crow)*

Carol "hahaha, she turned around. No wait, she didn't turn around, she whipped around"

Louis "Really? ahaha shit"

* Crows, you know...big nose?

Good morning world!

Feeling a whole lot better today. I slept for a total of 18 hours in the past 32 hours. I spent more time sleeping than I was awake.

Hey, I was terribly ill alright.

I'll update again later, just saying..

Good morning! I'm not going to die today! (touch wood)

*places hands on penis*

Touch wood? Geddit? eh? eh?

heh.

um.

ttyl.

2nd February 2004 - Louis; Last Samurai still sucks

This means war. Anyone who knows me relatively well knows that I get orgasms from fighting about nothing. I guess it's because Louis is a big bitch that's all.

The Last Samurai rebuttal! Read it here!

Intolerable Cruelty is the stupidest movie ever. If you liked it, you're dumb.

Changed the layout of my Time Table (What is Louis doing this week?). I have articles in there too, it's getting too clustered on the mainpage, new layout coming soon. Fight 3 part 3 should be done by Wednesday.