::19th January 2004 - Louis; England is still...::
Dark, expensive, cold, depressing. Welcome back Louis, welcome back to hell.
It's not really that bad, I like to bitch a lot that's all.
I've noticed a massive amounts of hits on my Bonsai Kittens article recently. It really comes to show how stupid people are to believe things like that*
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Fight #3
48 hours till completion
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*Special shout out to Auricom for his ability to suckball!
**Note: Fight3 will be in complete video form, expect it to be as large as 5 Megs, at least 3 minutes long and loads of laughs.
::17th January 2004 - James; Offensive Marketing::
So I'm doing my usual at work, not working. Not anything in particular, just not working. When I happened to look up to one of the upper shelves and saw something that struck me as a little perculiar. I asked my co-worker what she thought, but she couldn't see anything wrong with it. So I took a few pictures, maybe you guys will agree with me. Check it out.
So what do you think?
17th January 2004 - Louis; has one day left in Malaysia
Two very big problems I came to realise today
1) Effectively I now have a little more than 24 hours left in Malaysia.
2) I've gone through my state of denial and i'm now *sigh* accepting the fact that I do in fact, snore.
Yes. I imagine this is how someone feels when they realise they're addicted to something, always through 3 stages.
Denial : The first human response. There is NO DENYING THIS (heh, get it?), it's FACT. Imagine if you went to a doctor and he told you that you had cancer. If a doctor tells you, you probably do have cancer and you're going to die even faster than you already are because there's a very small possibility he's wrong but yet we deny it. Why? Because it's human nature.
Acceptance : You learn to accept your fate, and in my case, I snore. This usually takes time after endless amounts of denial. I've always denied the fact that I snore for the past...god knows how many years.
Excuses : The third and final step. You start making excuses to everyone hoping to convince everyone that whatever is wrong with you isn't really that bad at all. For example, if I don't have sex for several weeks, I would say things like "That don't matter, my hand is sufficient". Bullshit.*
It is really much harder for me to accept myself snoring than you think. Snoring means it reduces my hot factor by 10 points. Though my scale is from 1000(0.1% reduction. I am still incredibly fucking hot), snoring isn't cool because it would suck to be my girlfriend coz it'll probably keep you up all night.**
I don't believe I just wrote a massive rant about me snoring. I'm off to bed.
*Pussy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hand
**Coincidently, that's exactly how I found out I snore
16th January 2004 - Louis; and James go clubbing!
I don't remember ever having such incredible fun clubbing since ever....well apart from that time I had that threesome in a toilet...which wasn't really that good anyway. However, tonight topped it all.
Tonight included
James and Louis getting drunk
Louis getting his ass rubbed by 5 million Malay dudes. WTF?
James and Louis dancing on stage
Women AND men can't seem to get their hands off us
James meeting these cool black dudes (really, no offence here. I would say african american, but i'm not sure whether they were really african american), we told them to visit suckball.com. They asked if suckball was a fag site. I guess that means they thought we were fags.
Chinese dude (or yellow dude) in a blue checkered shirt runs his hand through my back and tells me "These men aren't meant for me".
Why do I ALWAYS get hit on by gay men?
Why do women ALWAYS tell me I have a nice ass?
I can't be bothered to write about the rest of the night, we spent most of it on the stage dancing and laughing at people who can't dance*
Oh, and you might want to take a look at this.
No guts, no glory.
No pain, no gain.
Fight #3
Real stunts, real blood,
Real Idiots.
120 hours till completion