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::24th January 2004 - Louis; 4:44am::
I've never ever been out with a group of honkies/chinese(from china) and taiwanese before. And when I say group i'm talking about 30 people packed into a tiny little room filled with smoke. I have to admit, I got a cultural shock today...I never knew how these people partied and i'm about to explain it to you.
1) We were jam packed into a tiny 5x5 room (it's actually smaller) 2) 29 of the 30 smoked (me being the innocent one of course) The room had no ventilation. It's as if the room was on fire and they were smoking it. 3) They love to karaoke. Me being the lousy chinese that i am, can't read a single character on the T.V, so that means no singing for Louis 4) ALL OF THEM KNOW AT LEAST 5 DRINKING GAMES. There they were, playing their drinking games. Throwing out hand signals, cheering, pouring beer, cheering some more, playing dice...it goes on. What does Louis do? Nothing. I don't know what the hell is going on. 5) ......
I am an excellent drinker. I've not met a person who can drink better than I can. 14 shots on an empty stomach is my limit (350ml of whisky. That's half a bottle). To be honest with you, I began to look down on guys who can't drink because it kinda sucks when everyone is laughing/dancing/puking and i'm there wondering what am I supposed to do now? Drink with myself?
I am nothing to these guys. I'm not kidding, i'm NOTHING. They were drinking beer like water. No, they were drinking beer like they were breathing air. They must've finished more than a 100 bottles of beer and they were still sober enough to play MORE drinking games.
To my defense, I don't drink beer and I guess my tolerance for beer is a whole lot less than hard liquor (whisky/brandy/vodka...) I know some dude there drank more than 15 bottles of beer and he was still beating people at the drinking games! If I tried to match these guys, I'd get alcohol poisoning and die before the night is over.
-More Richmond University bitching-
My friend from Malaysia (Cien Then@Corean) has been staying with me for the past few days. A little random conversation with him really woke me up.
C: I'm beginning to like Aberdeen (That's where he's studying) . Seriously, I pity you so much. Richmond is so bad it's not even funny. Thank god I didn't apply to Richmond. The only thing you can be happy about here is that you're in London
I pondered about that thought for a while and came to conclusion that the main reason i loathe it here is because i am IN London.
It is because i'm in London, my memories keep coming back, that I'm reminded why i'm here.
If you've been following suckball for the past year, you'd know that i'm in London due to a decision I made a year ago to come here to be with my girlfriend (ex) of four and a half years. Expectedly, the relationship turned sour and it was already too late, i've been accepted with a scholarship, fees partially paid for and my mistake has been made....it was too late to turn back.
Whenever I think that "England sucks", my mind automatically links me to the reason why i'm here which leads to a chain reaction of memories. Events that have caused for my being here.
And because of that, kitty (my girlfriend you dumbass) is halfway around the world*.
I need to leave my memories behind. I need to leave England. My grades last semester (Aug-Dec 03) were good (A,A,A,A,B) which gave me a total of 3.7 CGPA. I want to apply for a decent tech University in America. I need suggestions. Somewhere in California would be a good idea.
*If only you knew the irony in this. ::Louis' apology to YOU, suckball fans::
Alright, i'm incredibly sorry for the MASSIVELY LONG LOAD TIME you had to deal with, because I was not aware that the pictures in James' post were HUGE (800kb+). James is an idiot. Louis is a god. I imagine it probably took 56k users more than 4 minutes to load the page. It's fixed now. New layout coming soon, fight3 coming soon.
We might very possibly be giving away free suckball t-shirts. First come first serve basis, i've already gotten billions of requests. All you pay for is the shipping. fcukfest@hotmail.com
::23rd January 2004 - Louis; Gong hei fatt choi::
I suppose you want and explanation of the...random text below (my previous post). Well, here it is. What you see below is a combination of
I learnt yesterday why people say it's not good to mix alcohol. Well, I went one better and mixed four*
Good thing was, there wasn't any puking, any passing out (only when I got back) and no random phone numbers in my pocket the next morning**. I had an excellent time last night, and guess what? I only spend 20 pounds!***
This is the first time i'm not spending Chinese New Year with my family, this is the first time i've gotten absolutely pissed drunk during Chinese New Year.
Well, I guess there's always a first time for everything. Oh and another thing, weather man says that it'll probably snow in London sometime next week.
*I'm the coolest person in existence. **Monday- I passed out in a club for 3 hours (I was awake for half an hour in the club) I woke up next morning with bills i've never seen before (accumulated damage of 70+ pounds that night) and a piece of paper with "Sam". I..hope my anus is still virgin. ***I usually spend 50-100 pounds. Because the drunker I get, the more alcohol I get. Credit/Debit cards are evil. 23rd january WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooHOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo WEEEeeeeeeeeHAYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyy GONG DXI FSAS CHAI! QAhwy! LALLALAL! TOOW JOb!!!! ::20th January 2004 - Louis; so maybe I promised...::
Fight 3 by today...but i'm tired. I felt bad not being able to finish it, so I thought i'll upload another video early.
SUCKBALL SPECIAL! CRIME OF THE CENTURY
Summary James and Louis teaches you suckball fans, how to steal from 7-11(caught on camera with detailed instructions). Even with the threat of being thrown into jail for theft, we brave men put our lives at risk for you...suckball fans. Because you love us, we love you.
No planning, no extras, no tricks.
Crime of the century (4 megs) *Suckball T-shirt featured in this movie! |
