26th January 2004 - Louis; Britney Spears
In response to James' post below;
She's ugly.
She's not hot.
Her eyes ARE far apart.
vs
Eyes= FAR APART
Louis just owned James
hehe.
*That was a cute shark, Britney Spears isn't cute. She really looks like jaws
:26th January 2004 - James; Scarlet Johansson
Why do people say that Britney Spears is ugly? It's an absurd statement, because she so clearly isn't.
Saying that Britney Spears is not hot, is like saying that Freddie Prinze Jr. can act. Both colossal lies that only people like Louis tell, although he does like to spice it up a little with the whole "her eyes are too far apart" hammer-head shark thing. But still, it does not make it acceptable. Why do people perpuate stuff like this?
Britney Spears is hot, just accept it, it's not an opinion, it's a physical fact. She shits on any other celebrity with perhaps the exception of the second girl mentioned further down, Ashanti and Jennifer Aniston. The rest of the world (except my girl-friend) would be sent wading through their own feces before they could even argue the point.
So I watched this movie last night, I was expecting something really good, because I'm an IMDB geek and it had recieved nothing but solid reviews for the last two weeks. Lost in Translation was the title by the way and it starred Bill Murray, Beauty personified and a shit load of Japanese scenery. So much in fact, that probably at no less than eight instances, where we looking out of a car/appartment/hotel room window into the city of splendour, which brought us giant robot eating cats and hentai, that is Japan.
Now I've learned my lesson, I sure as hell don't want to get bashed by this guy again, the mental pain that his verbal bitch-smack caused may actually end my life on the spot, so what I'll do is bypass the ABSOLUTE SHIT WHICH NIBBLED AT MY SOLE FOR AN HOUR and talk about what was good about the movie.
So, Scarlett Johansson. The opening titles. Two Bill Murray scenes.
A killer opening, beautiful visuals and outstanding performances from both leads do not necessarily a great movie, make. Edward Norton proved this with..... The 25th Hour YEAH I SAID IT WHAT'RE YOU GOING TO DO LEAVE ANOTHER HATEFUL MESSAGE ON THE GUESTBOOK???
But there you go, maybe it just wasn't my cup of tea. Although I struggle to see how a poor script that blatantly promoted adultery and bordered on pedophilia would be anyone's cup of tea, DESPITE Scarlett Johansson. I've heard it's better the second time around though.
Anyway, somewhere between the beginning and end of this steaming turd of a movie, I began to love Scarlett Johansson. She's hot, not in the same way that Britney is, but in a way all of her own. You'd have to see the movie to understand, or have caught her on Conan O'Brien the other night. Either way, if you are Scarlett Johansson reading this, then e-mail me please. If not, then you can pretend to be her and email too. Just please take the time to at least set up a new email account under her name so that I could tell myself that it's real. Either that or when you mail me, concoct some really interesting story about how you use this fake name to avoid obsessive fans or some shit.
Thanks for your time; james@suckball.com // MSN: iambatmanyoufool@hotmail.com
::26th January 2004 - Louis; 5:20am::
As you can see on the right, there's a new link. It says What is Louis doing this week?. I'm going to be making a timetable of what I plan to do and what I ended up doing for the day. Just so YOU can stalk ME.
Nothing interesting to tell you. I'll leave you with two interesting pictures at least.
James/Louis (With alcohol & suckball shirt!)
::25th January 2004 - Louis; 3:02am::
Discovered the coolest shop today.
David
& Goliath print cool shirts like those. I guess that's really the aim of the
suckball t-shirts we're going to be printing out.
New article to be out tomorrow. Louis reviews public toilet in London! Complete with pictures!