13th July 2004 - James: Updates
Life is not going so well. My hair has grown into this thing which is now
only styled by my position in bed, due to my desperate need for a hair-cut
which I can't get till I return*, I'm bored as hell, my lap-top is being
anally raped by virus and my brother made me make a brotherly promise that
we're not allowed to blame anything on either of us, and now everytime he
hears me taking a leak he uses a plastic card to un-lock the door and
side-kicks my ass so as to make me piss all over the seat and/or half of the
wall.
Anyway life is brightening up as I bought some original film cells from the
greatest movie ever made (Fight Club) and will officially be landing in KL
on Saturday. Rock on!
New article - GILLETTE: DO NOT BELIEVE THAT AD CAMPAIGN OF LIES
Oh yeah, also, is it just me, or do lots of people have to pay for their own
uni fees and accommodation, as in ME not my parents? I told me girlfriend
and she like flipped out and didn't believe me (like girlfriends ALWAYS DO)
7th July 2004 - James: "I'm your Huckleberry"
I'm taking a break from watching Tombstone for like the sixth time in two
days... Man that show is just too good. Seriously, if there was anyone I
missed out on that top ten coolest movie characters ever list, it's Val
Kilmer as Doc Holliday who has got to be pushing top spot. The movie's one
of my favourites, although really uneven and sporting probably the least
attractive cast of all time, but he's just SO COOL. He even makes you forget
that the only famous cast members in the film are Kurt Russel and Bill
Paxton, probably the most un-cool people who ever lived.
Ike Clanton: What is that Holiday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't
nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not
your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Seriously, even if you don't like Westerns (I HATE westerns), watch this
shit, it's too good.
Anyway, I've finally come to the conclusion that ALL CURRENT ENGLISH
MUSICIANS EXCEPT COLDPLAY SUCK. It's so true. I was watching this music
video today which is like the new 'it' thing, it's by The Streets, and I
don't know the title, but all I know it's a rap and the chorus goes "Dry
your eyes mate, there's plenty more fish in the sea." It's just painful. Oh
yeah, and their other 'hit' song has the chorus "I'm not trying to pull you,
even though I would like to, because you are really fit, you're fit but my
god don't you know it." AHHHHshdashd
Am I the only person in the world who though Kill Bill 2 really fucking
blew? I don't know I mean I tried twice before to watch it, and so finally
after watching the first one again with my dad (I liked volume 1), I decided
to go for it and watch the second one all the way through again. And I
really don't like it. I don't see how anyone who's seen kung fu movies
before would like it.. The way Budd dies is bullshit, the way Sophie is
mysteriously written out is bull shit, the way Bill dies is bullshit, the
way we have to see the awesomeness of uma thurman in a coffin for twenty
minutes straight is bullshit, in fact the only scene that isn't bullshit, is
when she gets trained by Pa Mei or whoever and gets bitch-slapped, which in
any case, is exactly what you see in a billion other old kung-fu movies in
stuff like Snake in the Eagles Shadow with Jackie Chan from like twenty
years ago.
That's not to say she doesn't still present an aesthetic plus.
Please though, if someone can reveal to me the undeniable rock that is kill
bill 2, please, let me know, I'd love to think that Tarantino isn't firmly
solidifying his position of king of one hit wonders.
Sale in HMV (huge dvd/vcd/cd/vhs store) is like Disney Land for me. I bought
Tenacious D (Inward singing - too fucking funny) and Transformers the Movie
on DVD for 3.99 how value is that??? I also bought Swingers on DVD and then
realised that what I was looking for was Rounders and proceeded to
slap myself hard in the face.
And now, the weekly news round-up:
+ The Lakers looks to be falling apart as Shaq approves a trade to the
Miami Heat. In the mean-time, Denver are trying to swipe Kobe Bryant - the
league's most sought after free agent. <-- I figure he would prefer the
shorter commute to the court-house.
+
You can now check "Robbing a bank with a bull-dozer" off of the list of
stupid things people haven't done yet.
+ In Nigeria, 500 (that's right) suspected email scammers were arrested.
The nation's GNP subsequently suffered a fifty percent decrease.
+ Apparently, two men are claiming that the Wayans brothers, who saw one
of their videos years ago, stole from them the idea of "white chicks"
<-- Why the FUCK would you admit that?
+
A Chicken Nugget Helps The Police To Catch Thieves <-- Do I even
need a joke for that one?
10th July 2004 - Louis; Why I believe i'm uber hot
Well, it's not because I feel i'm Brad Pitt and i'm the most gorgeous person in existence, just that Malaysia is possibly the ugliest country in the world.....and i'm not talking about the scenery. See, if there were 10 ugly people, and one average looking person, the 10 ugly people will become the norm, and the average person will be hot stuff, me.
I have always shared this opinion with my friend becky, that seriously, Malaysia is in no way lacking of ugly people.
Here, you have it. By VOTES, this is the
hottest hunk in malaysia
click here for a Mr Ang - Hottest Hunk 1
click here for Mr Ang in another hot pose
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Am I really at fault for feeling so hot? I mean, if
people really
think Mr Ang is the hottest hunk in Malaysia, my dog would have reason
to believe he's hot too.
Seriously, would you take Mr Ang (above)
or us?