22nd July 2004 - Louis ; Possibly the worst song in existence

Did I say possibly? I really meant defi-fucking-nately.

I hate everything about you - Three Days Grace

Yes. Truly a remarkably terrible song. I heard this on some radio chart show and it took a whopping 5th place, so I decided to listen to it....you know, just to find out what so incredible about this song that it managed to bag 5th place.

By the end of the song, I wanted to drive my car off a cliff and end my sad existence because, the fact that this song bagged 5th place is proof again that people are incredibly stupid.

I kid you not, the song repeats the first verse and the chorus throughout the entire song. How in the fuck can you repeat the same lines over and over again for 3 minutes and earn millions from it?
I'm sure you're all sceptical and think that i'm just overly bitter. Fine.

This here is the last word of every sentence in the song

Awake, take, get, yet.
Awake, make, get, yet.                <--Change from take to make. Nice.
It, you, you, you.                        <--Epitome of variation.
Awake, take, get, yet.                  <--Look familiar?
It, you, you, you.                        <--My oh my.
Think, know, think, know.           
Hate, hate, hate, me, you.

So what if this song is singing about his ex girlfriend and pain? It has absolutely no substance, no poetry, no melody, no fucking tune and REPETITION OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. As I said earlier, this song is a big hit everywhere, check out this link and see how long it's been on the charts. 425 days!!

What's that lovely quote? Oh yeah
"It's no mistake that all instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from earth."

God I hate people.
p.s On a lighter note, things that seriously own.
1) MeKitty 2) Arthur 3) Maroon 5 - This love 4) Spiderman 2

19th July 2004 - Louis - PISSED OFF

Man. What the HELL is wrong with people. It only started kicking in 24 hours after, that I got fucking ROBBED in my SLEEP (or passed out) while i'm in my car. I don't believe someone actually had the audacity to open my car door, step inside and steal my fucking mobile phone. I hope he dies a slow and painful death. Very slow, very painful.
Motherfucker.

18th July 2004 - Louis; Alcohol Abuse #348349

 So I drank way too much way too fast yesterday. Just 5 minutes after arrival i'm already up 4-5 glasses.
 Then Nigel pouring me 3/4 cup of whisky.....twice didn't help my cause either. Nigel died on the couch and was puking his guts out, I was jumping everywhere screaming in ecstasy because we killed the birthday boy. Remember, I drank equally as much as the birthday boy...and then

*blank*

phone call...kitty...in car..

*blank*

knock knock, Can you please drive out now? We're closing the gates.
*looks outside. Realises that the club has been closed for the past hour or so. Time for some drunken driving*

Got home. Realises my mobile phone is not in my pocket. Fuck that. Need sleep

*blank*

Wakes up at 9.30am. Need to get mobile phone...room still spinning, my portable breathalyzer says i'm still drunk, way to drunk to drive. Fuck that, need to get mobile phone.

Went back to the club, gates closed. *pfbbt, climbs over* Sees my spaghetti+alcohol+coke on the ground, no see mobile phone. Realises that the fucker who asked me to wake up probably robbed me in my drunken state. Bastard.

Need to study for physics now. Breathalyzer says i'm fine (2.50pm) though i'm still surprised I managed to get back in one piece. For starters, I disappeared into my car without telling any of my friends so they basically had no idea where I was, which is a bad idea because I passed out in my car for 3-4 hours and then someone came into my car and fucking robbed me while I was unconscious. Next, I believe that I'm michael shumacher with my honda when I have more alcohol in me than blood.

I'm an idiot x 2.
16th July 2004 - Louis; I wonder...

Where people come up with shit like this. Do any of you people know what a donkey punch is? Well, if you don't, let me educate you.

Donkey Punch: " This is where, during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life. Unfortunately this maneuver is not at all pleasurable for the female partner."

 Damn right it will not be pleasurable for the female partner. Imagine (girls only) you're getting some nice pumping action from behind, and all of a sudden you get a fucking bitchsmack (literally) or what they call a "donkey punch" that sends your poor cranium spinning in pain.

I'm just wondering who in the world comes up with things like these. Donkey punch. Not quite hilarious, yet funny.

14th July 2004 - James: The Phantom Menace

So I'm lying on the couch, in that mental state of limbo somewhere between sleep and consciousness, when Star Wars Episode One comes on. Have you guys all seen it? I remember going to the premier on my birthday a couple of years ago, and it was the same day I bought a Sega Dreamcast, which by the way is one of the originals with the orange logo booya, anyway I digress.

If you haven't seen the movie, then don't bother reading because it ain't gonna make a damn lick of sense.

So the scene is Anakin is in the middle of the Jedi council, taking the test to see if he can become a paduwan learner or whatever you call them, right? And Yoda's asking him all these questions, anyway it pans out like this:

Yoda: What do you see on the screen?
Anakin: A space ship
Yoda: Mmmmmmhmmmm!

An hour passes.

Yoda:What do you see on the screen?
Anakin: A boat
Yoda: Mmmmmhmhmmmmmm!!

6 more hours pass.

Yoda: If Qui Gon Jin is fighting a Tatooine battle cruiser on the first of January and he knows that later in the day he's going to have to go out for a soda with Obi Wan, assuming that it's the fifth lunar year of Celeron-7 and he's a Virgo, what colour is his under-wear?
Anakin: Blue
Yoda: Mmmmmhmmmm!

An hour more.

Yoda: Ok you've answered every question perfectly, now there's one final question.
Anakin: Ok.
Yoda: How old are you?
Anakin: Eleven.
Yoda: Oh shit. Sorry, you're too old, kid. Good effort though.

I mean what the fuck right? For the most intelligent person in the universe you'd think that he'd make the first question on his test "What is your age?". How stupid is that.

July 13th