10th June 2004 - Louis; James got kicked out of
Malaysia
Has pretty much been deported out of Malaysia. As of this moment (9.40pm
Malaysian time), he's on a plane back to lousy England.
What happened?
Quite simply, he was caught with with a bag of marijuana and after a
urine test, they found him THC positive....basically, he was stoned out his
bloomin' mind. It didn't help him either that he peed all over the cop when
he was giving the urine test and thought it was hilarious. No. It didn't
help much when he handcuffed a cop's wrists together after they removed it
from his. Finally, running around the police station playing
Cops-and-robbers (catch) might be funny to James in his intoxicated
state....but not to the police.
So after James' head got shaved and anally raped in prison overnight,
they find out that he's an illegal immigrant and has to be shipped back to
England. Of course you realise that there is no fucking way in hell i'm
serious, but it sure would be cool to watch some dude run around in a police
station playing Cops and Robbers.
Alright. James has been an illegal in Malaysia for the past year as he
has stopped studying and his parents are in England. To renew his visa, he
goes over to Singapore for a day or so, then comes back to Malaysia and
viola - 3 more months in Malaysia. Today at about 12pm, he receives a call.
It was the British High Commission asking James whether he knew his
visa expires tomorrow. Conversation goes like this.
"Do you know your visa expires tomorrow?"
"Yeah, but i'm going over to Singapore tomorrow to visit my cousin" -
James, bullshitting.
"No you're not" - High Com, not impressed.
"Wtf?" James, shocked.
"You need to get yourself out of Malaysia by tomorrow morning" - High Com,
serious.
"Oh ok. I get one days grace to get my stuff together, get laid and
possibly bomb the Palace?" - James
"Wtf?" High Com, shocked.
Sorry, went overboard again. Basically they told him to get the fuck out
of Malaysia or he'll get in serious trouble. James promptly fell back asleep
after the phone call. 1pm, he receives another call.
"Oh wait. You gotta be out of Malaysia by tonight"
So he has to leave by tonight, he doesn't even have a ticket and it's
1pm....oh and he wants to go back to sleep. He manages to drag his ass out
to Sungai Wang to collect his plane ticket. Time stamp - 3pm
He goes outside to grab a cab back to see possibly the longest queue in
existence....oh and he hasn't even packed. So unless a miracle happens,
he's not going to get back in time.
Have no fear. You're in Malaysia. Country where cabs are waiting just
off the queue for people who do not wish to wait in the queue....for a
price. muaha muahA muaHA muAHA mUAHa MUAha *choke* yeah.
Long story short (I don't know Louis, this seems pretty fucking long to
me already), I stole all of James DVDs, he got his shit packed, "packed" his
girlfriend for one last time and he is on the plane back to go back to
shitty food/weather, cut throat prices, football obsession and hordes of
ugly overweight slutty women.*
England.
*Fact. Statistics show that England is generally an overweight nation along
with the U.S. Also, England has the second highest proportion of
underage sex(sluttyness). Article
here,
here
**James'll be back in a month, then going back to England for good in
September.
9th June 2004 - James: Stuff
Oh man I just searched for like a good hour for this picture of Jessica Alba where she's on the beach with lightish hair, wearing a brown bikini top I think and looking real, real hot. I know I saw it like sixth months ago. Anyways I was looking for it for the Tribute to Jessica Alba or How Can Someone Possibly Make This Much Bad Film.
I just watched "Heat" for like the 342,341,567th time today. How fucking awesome is it?? It's gotta be like the best crime/action movie of all time man. Seriously. How the fuck did Michael Mann even get Robert Deniro and Al Pacino together for that movie anyway? That's what I call luck. And hey to top it off why not add Val Kilmer, Natalie Portman and John Voight. FUCK!
I bought the original Matchstick Men DVD too. That's like my favourite con movie of all time, I love it like a fat kid love cake. If only they could chop of like the last fifteen minutes and give an ending rather than a cop out slash failure to be smart twist. MAN! Nicolas Cage! Too Good!
I also got a lead for my movie today. Fucking score.
8th June 2004 - Louis; More video madness!
I've been meaning to do the banners/links to the Fight4 trailer/teaser
but my Photoshop is fucking up on me. In the mean time, i'll keep reposting
the links to the videos.
NEW TRAILER - Crime of the
Next Century (3.2mb)
Fight 4 -
Trailer (3mb)
, Teaser (4mb)
Again. Please save the files on your computer by right clicking - save
target as. Instead of reclicking it every time you wish to watch it again.
It eats up a lot of my bandwidth.
To fully appreciate the videos, please hike up the volume. Enjoy!
Haunted
It never goes away, these dreams, these nightmares. Nightmares of what
could've been, would've been, should've been. This...burden of lies,
deceit and hatred. Haunting me relentlessly, eating at my insides and
tearing me apart. But yet I carry a smile, Oh no nothings wrong.
If only we could clean our memories like how we clean our hard drives.
Delete, empty recycle bin and all traces of the file - gone as if it never
existed. But I would never do that, and neither would any of you. What are
we but a big collection of memories? Painful as some memories are, one would
think that removing it would be the simplest way out.
No. Removing these memories would make one susceptible, foolish and gullible
once more. And once more will whatever hurt you before, hurt again. And once
more will you wish for a restart.
Restart....that sounds like an idea.
Speaking of memories
Have some lychees. I suggest it to be frozen & fed to
you...in bed. Some laughter might be good too.
6th June 2004 - Louis; Trigger happy
More like handbrake happy. I regularly force my car to go sideways at insane speeds to test my control and ability to hold what is called a powerslide (some people may call it a drift, but that's an incorrect term). There is no greater rush knowing that a turn too far, a speed too fast, a road too slippery might throw my car off into a spin, spiraling me into imminent doom.
Ah yes. But then again, the closer we get to death, the bigger the thrill.
To watch the world go sideways at a 100 kilometers an hour, to hear the tires scream for grip, to go against how a car is meant to move, against everything what we are allowed to do on roads......to finally have total control over something, is reason enough for me to never stop driving like an absolute maniac.
Why bother living when one is not truly living?
Oh I can see the absolute RUSH one might get from playing russian roulette. Just the thought of doing it myself scares me to death, yet it excites me....but that's a different story for another day. For now we have.
Fight 4 - The Trailer (3mb, 51s)
Fight 4 - The Teaser(4mb, 50s)
Don't expect too much, it is only the trailer and teaser. Please don't be a bitch and keep downloading that shit over and over again. Right click - save as. and download it into your computer. You fuckers cost me a lot of money last month for going WAY OVER my bandwidth quota. Enjoy!