I just watched "Mindhunters" with George. Keeping up with the week's tradition, it fucking blew. With the movie being about a bunch of "Elite FBI profilers" a lot of people might be turned off to the prospect of a story filled with action and people making intelligent, constructed decisions.

Don't worry, none of that here.

Anyway, LL Cool J, probably one of the greatest actors of the modern cinematic era headlines a really, really shitty cast, and teaches every aspiring performance artist out there, just how to do their job. People marvel at Kevin Spacey's ability to turn a scene just with a blink of an eye. Well he's got nothing on LL.

It's often very difficult to pinpoint just how LL is feeling, as the sheer range of his expression is, in a word, genius. I've compiled a chart for you guys, to try and break it down for you.

Yeah so it's happening again. I'm allowing myself to get so incredibly hyped up by movie trailers. I don't know why after being grossly disappointed by the Matrix Reloaded, and then more recently, flat out cheated by The Day After Tomorrow, I just keep on visiting www.apple.com/trailers religiously, and getting so excited about the trailers I see, that there's pretty much no chance that any of them will ever live up to what I expect of them.

Alexander is the biggest conundrum to me though, the trailer fucking sucked but I just KNOW that historical epics always rock, and Collin Farrell is bad ass.

I really, really, really hate Vin Diesel but Chronicles of Riddick looks so wicked.

Collateral is by Michael Mann and has Tom Cruise + Jamie Foxx, and therefore must own by default.

And Spiderman 2. Long is my love affair with Spiderman movies, and top ten dream girl Mary Jane Watson. NOT Kirsten Dunst, the real MJ, who only lives in the comic book. Shit in this one issue, Peter Parker misses her birthday to get his ass whipped by the Green Goblin and not only does she forgive him, but she cooks him soup and re-stitches his Spidey suit. That's dedication.

ROCK ON TRAILERS!!!

How many people like Steamboat? Man that stuff is so good. Louis and I ate buffet steamboat/hot plate thing and it was like the best meal of all time. Actually, that's probably just because we were re-capping all the insanity that happened on my birthday. If you were there, I KNOW you had a good time.

Six more hours till I finish downloading Requiem for a Dream. w00t.

Oh yeah, and lest I forget. Actually, it's impossible for anyone in the world to forget this:

Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff.

Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.

After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."

"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.

Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.

"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.

Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to “Knight Rider” has been sampled by various rappers over the years

The Hoff. The MoTHER FUCKING HOFF. OH MY GODDDDDDD. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE.

http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=3189

Movie sucks. Read the article The Day After Tomorrow, or Why Do Bad Things Always Happen to New York, as normal service resumes.

Also, a note to everyone who turned up for my birthday last night, and I know there were legions of you, thanks a lot, I'm sorry if I seemed like I didn't care or something, as I'm sure you could tell I was impossibly drunk.