And HOW FUCKING HOT IS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT in that movie Garfield? God Damn!! The movie looks like a shit fest by the way. Awful, awful trailer

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She was on Conan the other night, and she looked goo-ood.

And then she was on Leno.

And it was then that I fell to my knees and thanked the TV gods for being so kind.

I want to run a poll, (I have to say this as I have a girlfriend) **IF YOU WERE SINGLE**, how many of your fingers would you cut off to get with Jennifer Love Hewitt? Assuming she didn't mind dis-figurement.

And in the recent news:

I was watching Larry Bird on Sportscenter, you know the 'greatest white basketballer of all time', the old celtics number 33, anyway, he was in this press conference, fuck knows why, but anyway, he was saying, that

"THE NBA NEEDS MORE WHITE SUPER-STARS."

Umm.

More white super stars? How about A white super star.

And as per usual, P. Diddy is getting stress from other members of the rap scene. You know, if he ever did get shot, you can imagine producers clambering for the movie rights of he and J.Lo's story right? They'd definitely make a movie. They could call it 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

Oh yeah, and,

THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS:

1. Kate Beckinsale's hair is bigger than the whole of Mark Ruffalo's body.
2. Iceman is going out with Michelle Trachtenberg. What the fuck.
3. Scarlett Johansson is getting hotter.
4. Jessica Biel is getting uglier.
5. Lucy Liu is not funny.
6. Everybody loves Quentin Tarantino.
7. Who the fuck are the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. And does it even matter.
8. Carmen Electra thinks that the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss actually means something.
9. Johnny Depp finally gets some love.
10. Lyndsay Lohan agreed to host, so long as she recieved the award for break-through female.
11. THE SKIT WITH LOHAN AND SOME RANDOM TELEPHONE GUY WAS LESS FUNNY THAT GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS BY EMILE HESKEY.
12. Vin Diesel must be gay.
13. Will Ferrell is not funny.
14. Rebecca Romjin-Stamos is hot.
15. Jamie Foxx either a really sweet dad, or a raging paedophile.
16. Paris Hilton is still ugly.
17. Kate Hudson is still hot.
18. Sean William Scott won the MTV Award for Best Dance Sequence.
19. The MTV Movie Awards is now officially the least prestigious awards show of all time.
20. Sean William Scott was funny though.
21. And finally, the Beastie Boys, defy all means of logic, and still manage to suck profusely.
Oh, and Orlando Bloom was officially named, "England's Sexiest Actor". Are you kidding?