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19 March 2004: James; Double Dragon
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I think I may have just watched quite possibly
the worst movie ever made. Including Batman and Robin and Glitter.
Double Dragon, the multi-facted train-wreck of
a movie has scarred me forever, and has convinced me that my future lies in
film. Because if this movie can make it then I sure as hell can. Conversely,
if I fail to make it to Hollywood, I'll probably kill myself with the
crushing shame on my back.
HOWEVER. The movie did _almost_ redeem itself
with one line. One line. That's right, there's actually a line in this
world, funny enough to almost make Double Dragon a commendable movie. I was
NEARLY willing to praise the movie in fact, if there'd been more than two
seconds worth of comedy like this line. Oh my god, you have to hear it.
Imagine the scene. The double dragons
have just been involved in a fight with the might Guisman, who killed their
father, many many years ago. Guisman has them beaten down, and towers above
them. Disgusted, he looks down at Billy, contempt in his eyes, blood on his
fists and says:
You are weak. Like your father.
To which Billy answers:
Wait for it...
You are ugly. Like your
mother.
8th March 2004 - Louis; your daily dose
A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie
Chaplin
I like entertaining people. I like hearing people laugh, with or
even at me. I love making you crumble to the floor in uncontrollable
laughter, unable to open your eyes as your face is scrunched up beyond
recognition. My happiest moments are those where you choke because of the
lack of air, eyes filled with happy tears, stomach hurting from laughing too
hard.
::Horror Film wisdom!::
1. When it seems
that you've killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. When it feels like someone is behind you. There is probably someone behind you. No wait,
its in front now
. Either way, there's no escape.
3. If you're searching for something which caused a noise and you find that it's just the cat/rat/animal. Leave the room immediately if you value your life
5. Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer
17th March 2004 - Louis; alone, again.
I decided that I might just take 6 months off University. Just to be
sure I never come back to England again. Slowly apply to the colleges in
U.S, and attempt to get into a good college just so I wont end up in a
shithole (E.g. Richmond University) It's probably going to be the best decision I made for the past year.
I do not accept full responsibility for what happened. Regret
yes, blame no.
16th March 2004 - Louis; Exam paper
Question 1 - 33/33 100%
Question 2 - 29/33
88%
Question 3 - 18/33 54% - WTF?
It's
understandable why I could've lost 4 marks on the second question, however,
losing marks on my last question was just plain wrong. I answered the
question fully! I don't believe there are any more points I could've put
into the answer.
Heck, I even put a little joke at the end of the
question.
- Long story short, people believed the story
because there were just stupid
bah. Can't even take a joke.
The world needs more Louis
and less everyone else...maybe a few more James Thoo too. <--lololol
15th March 2004 - Louis; dreaming about dreams, nightmares
in nightmares.
I'm about to write loads of interesting stuff. So read
onwards!
Psychotic Bus Driver -
Hopped onto the N10 bus after clubbing last night.
Long story short, the bus driver was clinically insane. Well, maybe not
insane, but in a hell of a rush. Driving at speeds I never deemed possible
for a vehicle of that size, I swear there was a moment where the bus was on
two wheels after a corner. In fact, after the bus ride was over, he was out
of the bus before we even got out. I was wondering whether I should
be scared, but then I thought. We're sitting at the end of the bus, it would
have to crumple at least 5 metres before it could get to us....so I just sat
back, relaxed and imagined it was a rollercoaster ride gone wrong.
Tingling testicles - After that lovely rollercoaster ride back, I
promptly got into a shower to wash away the smell of smoke and the stench of
skanky hoes from the club. I lathered myself down with my Lux
refreshing beauty shower with Lime Astringents. I decided to leave
the soap on my body for a little longer when all of a sudden, my balls
started to tingle. It was a really strange sensation, almost...exciting.
It's like a whole new world, it felt cold yet...hot. I thought maybe it's
because of the mint in the body wash, so I checked the container
and..*GASP*, it doesn't contain any mint extracts! Why oh why did my balls
tingle.
Sign Language - I was on the tube going to Heathrow
and I was examining these two young men communicating via sign language. I
automatically assumed they were deaf and mute, which they were. It was truly
remarkable watching them, I figured they were exchanging jokes or were
having a funny conversation throughout the journey by their expression.
Here's the thing though, they never at any point burst out
laughing...because they cant. The closest I saw was a big cheesy grin and
over exaggerated signing. I'm wondering whether it sucks not being able to
laugh out loud, but they're probably in a completely different world,
experiencing things we could never dream of too.
Bloody
Crap - The bloodiest of all bloody craps i've ever had. I wiped and
turned the toilet paper red. That's nothing out of the ordinary, though
there was a little more blood than usual. Then i looked at the water and it
looked like this colour.
Gross.
Getting ill - I've not gotten ill for such a long time,
i'm beginning to forget what it's like. So I decided I want to get ill
soon...not just ill, like vehemently ill. Like puking blood ill. Like
room-spinning-feel-like-dying-ill. Why you ask? Just coz.
My
simple life - All I really need - Grapes, frozen lychees, orange juice
with loads of pulp, CHUNKY peanut butter, sex 5 times a day, cuddles, good
food...well, I don't know. I'm not high maintenance, i'm easy to satisfy and
I have excellent patience. I don't get bored of people or things....and i'd
like to think i'm a great boyfriend. I can't wait to get out of
university....so I can vegetate in my own house...with a special
someone...feeding me grapes.
Kitty - is able to do the
backflip thing where you get off the ground in a move. She is a cheerleader,
she also has more abs than I do. Uhm..I have...a tight butt? i..uhm...was a
cheerleader? I..uhm...have more flabs than she does. Shit, she's so lucky to
have me *rolls eyes*
I was hoping you would be waiting there for
me lately, I was hoping you'd be waiting for me
I was hoping you'd be
waiting there for me lately, I was hoping you would be waiting there for me.
I was hoping you would be waiting there for me lately but you're not the
kind who would be waiting,
not for anybody
You're not the kind who
would be waiting not for anybody, Not even me.
Man, that was a
long post. Kitty has gone to bath till Thursday.
Current Obsession -
Third Eye Blind
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