25th March 2004 - Louis; She doesn't like to be reminded anymore
The age old articles that initially made suckball famous is up again....well mine anyway so uhm..enjoy The truth about males , How to be britney
I thought my alibi e-mail to my professor deserves to be on suckball. Basically, my assignment was 2 days old and I decided to send an alibi to my professor, explaining why it's late and hope that she accepts it. Half-way through however..
24th March 2004 - Louis; continues his shit journal!
I wrote earlier that I had an impending shit, and I was right! I needed to take a shit today. Immediately after I watched Pirates of the Caribbean, I quickly rushed to the toilet and wrote
A shit journal while thinking about Keira Knightley
::Louis needs a luck angel::
Before I get hit by a bus...twice. For the past three days, I have had very very little sleep. I would be exaggerating if I said I had more than 10 hours for the past 3 days. What does the lack of sleep have to do with Louis' bad luck? Everything.
I don't randomly stay up for three days without proper sleep. Those sleepless hours were spent working on a project for my Information and Systems class. Irritability after programming with very little sleep = Dangerously HIGH.
Irritability Dangerously High = Try me. Seriously. Just try to even pronounce my name wrong. You're looking at a torture like castration via rusted barbed wire...females aren't safe either.
So now I finally completed this bitchy project, and i'm all ready to get it over with. Time is running out. 30 Minutes left with 5 groups to go, I practically beg the Professor to let my group go next. He agrees, I'm happy.
*BLAM*, like a dickslap across the face some baseball-bat-sized-dick, the group before us takes an excessively long time to get the projector running, excruciatingly long presentation AND she had an awfully nauseating accent.
Since we're running late on our course, chances are that we will just have to hand in the project without presenting it. This doesn't bode well for us because I know that we have the best-bitching project in the class and I'm a loud and excellent speaker....
well...maybe just loud but still! I do manage to get my point across.
22nd March 2004 - Louis; Who is that loser over there?
As I was standing outside class, waiting for the doors to be opened, I busily munched my brunch away (Bottled water, a cookie, a bag of mc coys crisps). I noticed there were three losers standing around. The first was some eerie dude who people actively try to avoid in fear that he'll have a sudden mental breakdown, pull out a machine gun, mow down hundreds of people, then consume their hole-y carcasses later.
Next was an unattractive overweight girl who was standing alone with a plethora of books, which she will consume over the next few days because she has absolutely no social life due to her lack of friends....
...waitaminute...*looks around*
I too am standing around...alone...in a little furry hat...quietly stuffing my face. It didn't bother me what the others thought as I've learnt not to care what people who don't matter to me think. But I just find it amusing that....i'm in the same category as the three losers I named before.
A couple of minutes later, the 2 unattractive girls were joined by...MORE unattractive girls to form a group of ugliness *shiver*. Whatever. That means they now have friends...leaving two losers left. Psychotic Justin with homicidal tendencies,
and me.
I went to the national history museum last weekend with
KITTY and I noticed the tiger thing above. I thought
it was pretty AND cool. Pretty because tigers are generally hot stuff, cool
because it's just calmly eating away at the animal, once bouncy happy and
breathing, now dead immobile and...possibly not-so-happy. Licking the blood
away from it's paw and probably thinking "Freeesshhh Meat", tiger
gains coolness points +69.
Vegetarians can bite my ass, tiger says.
OMG OMG INTERRUPTION! The guy sitting two tables away from me
is actually snoring IN class! HOhOHOHOHO! Damn I want to be him!
Obviously you realise that I'm actually writing this in class. Paying
ABSOLUTELY NO attention to the teacher. As always.
Back to topic, I
then found out that the tiger and the gazelle was actually real! Well...once
anyway. They were stuffed and the insides (being the organs etc.) were
preserved. Louis doesn't care for the gazelle, it's not cool enough for my
sympathy...eat and shit gazelle for all i care....but the poor poor tiger :(
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22nd March 2004: James; At Work
I watched 21 Grams yesterday...It wasn't particularly impressive but hey. Naomi Watts is pretty hot. But that and Sean Penn being a fucken awesome actor doesn't a great movie make. It came to my attention yesterday that a great many people have never seen The Big Lebowski. Why the fuck not? If you haven't seen it, then you should get it RIGHT NOW, or risk never living a full life.
I fucking hate where I work sometimes. I'm just counting down the days until I leave this job behind a counter, to be a head coach at the most famous football academy in Asia. What a change that will be, anyway, as I'm still working behind the counter for the time being, I have to endure torrents of stupidity. Case in point, two kids walk in and plonk three hundred ringitt on the counter. They buy two packets of basketball cards and retreat to the table to look at/orgasm over the cards that they got.
What do they do next?
They walk back over and buy another three packets. Bear in mind that these packets cost twelve ringitt. Now, I know for a fact that these kids are gonna spend the whole two hundred. These kids know for a fact that they're gonna spend the whole two hundred. So why the drip method of buying? WHO FUCKING KNOWS? That's just stupidity for you, in it's purest form.
So there I am playing Diablo and every three times I smack Mephisto, I have to pause and tend to this fucktards who want another two packets of Rookie Exclusives.
OH and what else did I watch? "YOU GOT SERVED" (starring some disheveled member of B2K)
I should have known. I've hated B2K with a vengeance ever since I saw that episode of Cribs on MTV where they all wear matching clothes.
The tagline of You Got Served, is "if you want respect, you've got to take it"
It should have been "if you want a half-decent movie, you've got to make it"
This movie is actually worse than Double Dragon, because while it shared the shitty story-line, shitty acting and shitty dialogue, it didn't have the wittiest of witty one liners that Double Dragon had. But I was thinking, maybe that's the trick of "You Got Served", because I really did get served, a big pile of stinking cinematastic feces.
I bought Eyes Wide Shut last night, so hopefully that will be better.
!!@@Leeds just beat Manchester City@@!! Wooot!
Lucky as shit but who cares!!