9th March 2004 - James: Quickie

Click here for a new article. Off to Singapore in the morning... I don't like Singapore.

7th March 2004 - James: Hot Girl and Indie Movie

I exaggerate a lot. I say stuff like All John Travolta movies suck, and all boy-band songs are gay, and while both statements are 98% true, it's still an exaggeration on my part. HOWEVER, I'm pretty sure that when I say Scarlett Johansson is the most desirable person in the world, I'm not exaggerating.

There is no doubt in my mind that Louis will be able to think of something bad about her, whether it's her nose, her lips, her ass or her asymetrical face, fuck knows, but whatever it is I don't care.

My favourite movie moment of the year, is without doubt the part in Lost in Translation where she sings karaoke. omfg. That must be why Bill Murray sits down through that scene, so he could hide his uh *excitement*.

Do you want to be in a movie? Because if you're going to be in KL around the period June to August, then you can! I'll be shooting my independent movie around then, and if you want to be in it, then you're more than welcome to get into contact with me, and I'll find something for you to do.

If you're a good actor, then by all means tell me, and...well...I'm still looking for people to fill a couple of the title roles.

Also, I've sorted most of my locations, but I'm still trying to get two more: a diner and a shop. If you can help me or you know someone who can, then drop me an email or something, because I dunno wtf I'm gonna do otherwise. I don't mind shooting at like 4 in the morning or something, so as not to be troublesome or anything like that. Anyway, let me know. :)

6th March 2004 - Louis; Lilo and Stitch

I decided I have not been watching enough cartoons lately, so I watched Lilo and Stitch. I decided that this is in fact, my favouritest cartoon eeeeevvvveeeer.

"His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe"

Teary eyed..once before, once again.

::A Bugs life::

I must be the only person ever who can possibly get teary eyed watching fucking cartoons. I just watched A bugs life. "Pretend it's a seed...ok?"

Teehee...and then "Hey, whats with the rock?"

"Must be an ant thing"

I don't know. I love cartoons. I was teary eyed at Lilo and Stitch too. Where Stitch feels all alone because he doesn't have a family...and pulls the book into jungle... :'(

"I'm finished! Finally i'm a beeuuuutifool BUTTERFLY! Mine wings! Oh they're beeuuutifool!"

man i'm such a fucking pussy.

5th March 2004 - James; Random Stuff

I haven't updated in a while, mainly because my internet has been twatting on me. I just watched American Idol, what a load of shit that's become. After seeing some of the best contestants sent home last week and then eight shitty singers do their thing, it pains me to know that two of them will inevitably go through.

Oh well.

I watched the Oscars, I don't think it's a waste of time, and was pleased to see that the Academy finally has decided to give awards to fantasy movies. Couple of questions: Why wasn't Sean Astin nominated for best supporting actor? How the FUCKING HELL did Master and Commander ever get nominated? And biggest of all, why the FUCK did Scarlett Johansson leave the Oscars with Benicio Del Toro? BEEENNNIIICCCIIOO DELL TOOORROO!? Did you even see him at the Oscars? Let me give you a clue, he was the one sitting on the left-most end of the front row with his hair dyed in the middle, you know, like the fucking Cheshire Cat. A really old and wrinkly version of the Cheshire Cat. That can't speak English properly.

I hate Benicio Del Toro. I'm glad you didn't win best supporting actor you no talent ass-clown. Who cares if you were in Snatch and the Usual Suspects. I hate you.

Funniest moment of the Oscars? When some moron called out "For The Lord of the Rings, Return of the King...Peter Jackson. And for Master and Commander...Far Side of the Ocean." I dunno I thought it was funny.

Aimee Mann - Save Me, is an awesome song, from the awesome movie Magnolia.

I was disappointed Johnny Depp didn't win best actor :( But then was pleased that he didn't, so he wouldn't get up on stage and jeopardise his reputation as official coolest person ever and overall king of the world by sporting the gayest fagnet hairstyle I've ever. seen. in. my. life.

Jessica Alba is hot.

So is Kate Beckinsale. When she isn't starring in shitty movies that is.

I like Nora Jones and bought both her albums, hypocrite that I am. (Sunrise, sunrise)

The other day I was walking in a shopping mall and some little kid smashed me in the nuts with his head. He was just walking in a zig zag, doing that whole little kid airplane thing, little shit that he was, and smashed straight into my nuts with his typical Asian coconut haired head.

The worst thing about getting smacked in the nuts is that you never feel the pain until like five seconds afterwards. You get hit and then you're like..............he hit my nuts right?.....................is this gonna hurt?........................OH MOTHER FUCKER!111

March 3rd