First things first, I wrote an open letter to the director of
Van Helsing. Haven't been
writing articles for a while and whether or not you've watched the movie, I
promise this is a good one....contains spoilers though.
Fight 4. James and I spent a good 2 hours filming in the hot sun
today, as a result of that, I have a really bad fever because the temperatures in
Malaysia - Insane. *
We have really dangerous fight scenes with real swords and we swung them at
each other at such speeds that the swords are now damaged with chinks in
them....and they're not mine. There was a time where I almost skewered
James' penis off....we took a break and continued shooting 10 minutes later**
Here's the video to the
Trailer-to-the-trailer of Fight 4
*Temperatures in Malaysia is ranging from 25C at
night(77F), to 43C in the day(110F). I've been showering a MINIMUM of 3
times a day.
**Both of us were traumatised. Seriously. We froze and realised that I
could've taken James dick clean off. We wondered whether we should do a
retake of the scene. Losing dick is not worth ANYTHING
13th
May 2004 - James: Update
Ok, so I wrote another open letter, this time to the director of Van Helsing.
I'm pretty much done writing Fight 4 so I can tell you it's going to be fucking awesome, and even though I don't like making promises that are not in my control, I'm pretty sure that there'll be something sweet for you guys to download by tomorrow night.
I just watched The Big Empty man that show sucks. Rachel Leigh Cook is hot as hell though, and I'm a sucker for that whole western look. Shit, if I ever met a hot a girl wearing a white short-sleeved button down, a pair of faded jeans, a cowboy hat and a pair of those black rimmed glasses that I love, I'll probably sell my soul to the devil for a kiss.
Someone go find me a picture of a girl like
that. PLEASE.
12th May 2004 - Louis; music
taste...or lack of
or maybe there is. When your parents tell you that your
taste in music is "the kind of music old people listen to"
something has to be really wrong with me.
10th May 2004 - Louis; Van Helshit
I mean..Helsing. Possibly the worst hyped movie in existence. Expect a movie review soon...
Spoilt
There's something cool about having a 28" Samsung screen with a 5.1 Digital Dolby Surround Sound system + a PS2 and loads of movies to catch up to. This, is the life.
oh...and Fight 3 Round 3 trailer by next week :D
9th May 2004 - Louis; Welcome home! College starts tomorrow!
Yes, that's true. I have to apply for my summer classes tomorrow.
There's something about driving after four months of not. It's like not having sex for a year....and then having some seriously good action. Of course your confidence is at a minimum, unsure of your abilities and possibly stumbling at first. Slowly but surely, you begin to go quicker, smoother...well, just better.
I landed yesterday at 7.00am and I've managed to drive over 200km. When I first started, 80 seemed like an insane speed....for about an 5 minutes. Now, less than 48 hours since I arrived, 140 doesn't even give me thrills anymore....which means I have to go faster, back to my normal driving speed, back to my normal insanity.
Picked up a couple of games from Kazaa and i'm currently addicted to shooting condoms onto sperms and sexually transmitted diseases. Screenshot!
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Catch The Sperm V.1 (3.41mb)
Catch The Sperm V.2 (5.71mb)
*Please be advised that it is not illegal to download this game. It is a freeware...I got it off kazaa simply because I was looking for porn, and it came up. Came..up..hoho...and I played it before..so enjoy.
8th May 2004 - James: Stuff
I was bumming in front of cartoon network last night, when I saw an old episode of Captain Planet, when it hit me, just how fucking racist that cartoon is.
When the planeteers are given power over the elements, why do the white guy (with the gayest name in cartoon history - Wheeler), the white girl, the black kid and the oriental chick get wicked shit like Earth, Fire, Wind and Water, and then the little Indian kid with the basin cut gets shit?
The cartoon opens and they all take it in turns to thrust their hands into the air, scowl and shout respectively, EARTH!!!!!, FIRE!!!, WIND!!!!, WATER!!!, then the Indian kid wimpers ...heart!? As if that isn't degrading enough, the little monkey crawls over him.
Even if you had Ben Stiller mutter 'earth', Reese Witherspoon sing 'fire', Owen Wilson fart, that little asian girl everyone has in their primary school take a piss and exhale 'warrrterrrr', and then have Arnold Schwarzenegger wearing Bruce Lee's face as a hat, an intercontinental balistic missile in one hand and a pair of silver nuclear spiked nun-chuks in the other, shoving a ring up Vin Diesel's ass hollaring "HEART BITCH!!! EAT THAT YOU BALD MUTHER FUCKER!! HEART YEAH!!!" he'd still come out as the one you'd most like to fight.
Anyway you get my point.
I don't know what that's for but hey.
Oh yeah and Grand Theft Auto..
I've never been big on the game, maybe it's because of the undying hate I have for people who orgasm over souped up cars and shit like that *cough* Louis. Anyway, I saw my cousin playing it the other night, and quite frankly, I was amazed at the innaccuracy of which today's society is portrayed. It wasn't the violence, or the fact that people drive on the wrong sides of the street.
It's the fact that so many black people drive ferraris.