18th May 2004 - Louis; Free Food just tastes better
No really they do. Especially if it is a japanese dinner.*
We were very innocently sitting in a japanese restaurant in KLGCC (Kuala
Lumpur Golf and Country Club), talking about how incredibly gorgeous
both of us are (you think i'm kidding don't you) when all of a sudden
James' dad's friend's wife recognised james. bla bla introduction bla
bla small talk bla bla
THEN THE KICKASS PART COMES.
She pays for our dinner.
I even kept the receipt because it was just so fucking awesome.
Beef teriyaki, oyster teppanyaki, ebi tempura, 2 seafood f/rice, 2
california roll. Free of charge....
i shudda ordered kobe beef
*Louis' favourite food is undoubtedly japanese. ohh...fresh salmon
sashimi...ohhh...*drool*
17th May 2004 - Louis; I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR IMBECILES
People who forward
chain-mails are idiots and deserve to die
And Orlando Bloom. He ruined my movie. Pitt >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bloom
16th May 2004 - Louis; Final Richmond Comments
I'm about to leave to go support James playing football for some
malaysian league thing, so I'll complete this post later.
Here are my last
Richmond/England
pictures for the next...oh I don't know, decade or so. There are a
whole lot more, so I'll add them later too.
15th May 2004 - Louis; man
Considering the fact that I actually talk to less than 10 people
on my msn list, i found this message incredibly ironic when it popped
up.
"Sorry you may not add anyone else on your contact list, your contact
list is full!" or something along those lines. How did I manage to fill
my list up with 140 people whose names I don't even know?
Alcohol abuse
Firstly let me begin by saying that my alcohol tolerance is far
beyond normal thanks to my parents who have been drinking almost daily
for over 30 years or so......and now they own a pub.
It has become severely disappointing to drink with people who can't,
especially if they start challenging me. Pumped with testosterone, I
eagerly accept hoping to get drunk the same time as my opponent.
This has never happened. Ever.
Usually what happens is that they get completely and utterly wasted far
before I even get close to being drunk. Which sucks because then i'm alone with no one to drink with, and everyone around me stumbling
drunkenly towards the dance floor laughing/puking/whatevering.
And there I will sit feeling cheated, sober as day.
I'd far prefer being a lightweight. Why the hell not? It saves money and
it takes a whole lot quicker to get into a drunken state AND i wont
get nasty hangovers. Oh, and I generally hate the taste of alcohol too. Why
drink then? Uhm..it's fun?
So there I was with 8 shots of vodka, quarter bottle of whisky (that
would be about...5 shots?) in my blood....and all I
felt was a little dizzy. It says
here that i'm meant to be unable to walk straight and have a loss of
memory....and in another 5 shots I should be unconscious.
No. Really. All I felt was just a little dizziness.
In addition, I had to take care of James who was regularly
shouting "i'm blind! i'm blind! We go to atmosphere! ATMOSPHERE!
MOSPHERE! MOSPHERE!" and had to prevent Max from pulling every
random woman onto his lap.
Or maybe it's because I get too drunk to realise that i'm drunk. The
legal amount of alcohol you're allowed to have in your blood to drive is
approximately one beer....or 2 units of alcohol. I had 13. I was
breaking the law x7....and I have to say, I've never done so many
handbrake corners in a night before.
bah whatever. I'm invincible.
15th May 2004 - James: Baby is so talented (Gone in Sixty Seconds Joke nvm)
I'm on the verge of saying something that I
never thought possible.
Shit I'll just say it.
Scarlett Johansson has competition.
)
How fucking gorgeous is she?
Ok now let's not be hasty and assume that I'm implying that she's anywhere near the galaxy of awesomeness where Scarlett reigns as a goddess, but, mother fucker, for someone I used to absolutely hate, I've gotta say... Good job growing up.
She's like a younger, more attractive Jennifer Lopez, without the diva, without the multiple failed marriages and without the history of P.Diddy's cock.
I never expected to use the word to describe
a girl other than Scarlett, but fuck that picture is perfect. There's not a
thing wrong with it.