7th May 2004 - Louis; last 5 hours in England

 I can't help but feel like i've failed in some way or another for leaving Richmond. By leaving, it as if i'm weak and can't take the heat of the depression and the wrong reasons for my being here. I hold myself to the highest esteem and I mean it when I say that I will never fail in anything I attempt.

Giving up is only way one truly fails. And here I am, finally giving up.

I give excuses to myself, saying I deserve to be in a far better university than this shithole, have a better lifestyle  and england is far too expensive anyway. But the truth of the matter is that when I first got here, I told myself that one and a half years isn't a long time, i'll be out of here long before I realise it....obviously that didn't happen.

Regrets? None regarding England. The only things in life I regret are my sins. Apart from that, none whatsoever. England was an experience, it wasn't very pleasant, but an experience nonetheless.

"Forget the times of your distress, but never forget what they taught you"

 Goodbye

6th May 2004 - Louis; Withdrawal from University complete

 Wha? I have to go through an interview to leave this place? Nothing special about the interview. Asked me why i'm leaving and my first response was

"I'm not going to lie to you, I don't like this place at all"

I had to fill up a leaving survey, and I glanced over to see what email he was writing up. I couldn't see much but it contained "...student leaving us....dean's list....3.8 CGPA....excellent academic standing....... what is going on....something isn't right.....we need to do something about this....he seems clearly dissatisfied"

Lol, I was an asset?

 Exam 1 complete
 Poor time budgeting Louis. I think i'm the only class who managed to finish the whole paper booklet which included 10 pages.....and I was writing to the last second. Spent too much time writing for the first paper (completed 4 pages) because I saw a +1 bonus for an excellent section. The question itself wasn't worth the 4 pages for 6 marks each....but I just had to get the extra mark...I just...had to.

The great thing is, I managed to finish at least a third of the ink in my pen. It's amazing. I currently have blisters on my middle finger and I have another 2 hour exam in about an hour. I want to take a nap but I've not done ANY STUDYING for this class. lol, i mean. Look at me, i'm updating!   

 Is the king of procrastination
 No really. If you need lessons, give me a buzz.
7 hours from now, I have a two hour final followed by another two hour final.

And now it's 2.30am, and I have not touched my notes at all. Oh wait, I don't have any notes, great job Louis.

Here is the list of things i've been doing for the past 3 hours or so

 -Watching a dog skateboard (Wayyyy cool)
- Looking at the coolest pictures in existence
- Looking at the second coolest pictures in existence
- Looking at the my future car-to-be (Lamborghini Miura, built in 1970, 0-100 in 5 seconds)
- Looking at hot hot women #1 #2 #3 #4
- Weed. A lot. Of weed.
- What happens when you have too much alcohol #1 #2 #3 #4 #5

 Will you look at the time. It's now 3.30am. Great job louis, and you still haven't started studying.

 Thongs are no longer attractive

 Nope they aren't. Boyshorts, as seen on image #4, are SO much hotter, thongs, g-strings have gotten way too common.

 So if you're hot and female, don't bother with them g-strings/thongs. Boyshorts my friends.
Boyshorts

 uhm. I think i'll go to be...no wait. I need to study don't I.
5th May 2004 - Louis; More relentless bitching

****Special random update!****
I told you Britney is nasty. Louis has excellent taste, always.

 As if it isn't bad enough that the internet hardly ever works here. Richmond University, The American shithole in London, shares all out going IP addresses. What does this mean? Why is this bad?

Sharing IP addresses are bad. In my case it's 194.80.129.254(ma254.richmond.ac.uk). So here we have over a thousand students, possibly 200-400 using the internet at the SAME TIME, sharing the same IP address, with more restrictions than Saddam in maximum security prison.

Whoever designed this network deserves an award. One of them Darwin Awards ("The Darwin Awards honor those who improve out gene pool...by removing themselves from it")
...oh wait...he'll have to be dead first.

My plan for the next few months in Malaysia

-Eat proper meals you fucking idiot (I lost over 7kgs. Good job)
-Swim at least 3 times a week, 2 hours per session
-At least 3 movies for suckball
-Spend endless hours with my Kitty baby
-Apply to UC Irvine, Riverside and CSU Pomona
-Go white water rafting
-Sky diving, though i'm skeptical about doing it in Malaysia
-I'd like to go fishing
-Singapore to get some of them MOS burgers
-Help james out with his movie
-Learn how to bake cakes
-GAY AROUND WITH MY BEST BUD JAMES. GAY AROUND NONSTOP.
-List will continue to grow.

Louis goes to a sex shop

I then see this small 50-60 year old man....walking up to the counter and asking softly
"Excuse me, do you have anything with nurses in them?"
At that point I had to super glue, staple, melt, bind and even hold my mouth shut to keep myself from rolling onto the floor in a laughing fit.

Then it kicked in.
Mental images of this 60 year old man getting turned on whenever he's in a hospital...secretly touching himself when a nurse comes in. Maybe pretends to be too ill to bathe himself so the nurses would have to do it for him.
*shudder*

I reckon i'll be dead far before I reach the age of 50. The way I drive, insult random people on the street, my thrill seeking, my diet...is bound to kill me someday...soon.  Suicide is a waste of life, I would never do such a thing....but I wouldn't be terribly upset if my life ended.

May 2nd