I promised a massive update today and I was all ready to do it.....when I accidentally hardware reset my PDA (In which I wrote 2 hilariously funny articles)
I didn't think about how much I actually had in the PDA and completely forgot about the articles until about 5 minutes ago....and for the past five minutes I've been smacking my head against the wall repeatedly. God damn i'm an idiot.
Hopefully i'll get some new content up tomorrow.
Anyway, regarding the election. You should know by now Bush won, despite his lying about going to war, lying about serving time in the military, causing America to lose jobs, getting a C in college and then calling himself a good christian. I'm convinced he's going to run America to the ground, his past four years in office did nothing but tear down the empire Clinton built then blames everyone but himself and his administration.
Half of me wants him to do an awfully terrible job and somehow cause a terrible terrible fuckup, just so I can rub it into the people's face who voted for him. I know for a fact that there's NO WAY IN HELL he's going to cut the American deficit by half by the end of his term, and I expect him to increase it by at least 2-3 trillion dollars.
....
But the other half of me is saying god save America. If anything goes wrong with America, it's going to cause a global tidal wave and crush economies worldwide. Remember the wall street collapse? dot com bust? Shit, Malaysia hasn't even fully recovered from wall street, let alone the dot com crisis.
Lets place bets.
I bet Bush invades another country with his "compassionate army" during his term in office. I'm serious about this bet, who wants to take it up with me?
30th October 2004 - Louis; James' email
Hey man, this is like the first time I've been on the net in like 6 weeks.
I can feel myself slowly dying.
I can't update on suckball at all, so I don't have a clue what I'm gonna
do, I'm trying desperately to get broad-band, otherwise I'm fucked.
How's things man? When are you gonna be in Malaysia? I don't think I'll be
back at all any time soon, as I'm fucking broke as...
With the exception of the lack of internet, things are actually pretty
awesome here, there's a load of fucking psychos, but other than it's good
stuff, plenty of hot girls and shit. Every football match ends in a mass
brawl, and since Salford is rated number 2 on the official places you
would least like to live in England chart, our university ALWAYS WINS. Our
rugby players carry those tiny screw-drivers in their socks and like take
them out and stab people in scrums and shit, it's fucking horrible.
Anyways, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours your biggest fan, this
is
stan. No, err yeah let me know what's going on, maybe I'll be able to read
it in like a couple of months' time.
Take care man
Oh by the way people, my birthday is on the 6th of
November....but i'm sure you'll already know that.
23rd October 2004 - Louis; Went to Universal Studio!
By far the best theme park i've ever ever been
too. I'm exhausted, will write a review on Universal Studios when I have the
time.
....however, its funny how the littlest thing can ruin even a perfect day.
Ever had one of those? Yeah, i'm going through one of those shitty moments
now. Woopee for me.
Oh and ladies...."i'm tired" is NEVER an excuse to be bitchy, neither are
hormones/period cramps or anything to do with your 30 day ovulation cycle.
That shit means NOTHING to guys.....as if WE don't get tired or as if our
hormones are forever balanced.
Fuck that, a simple "sorry" would solve everything, but no....you're tired.
21st October 2004 - Louis; Went to San Francisco!
Learnt three basic things about San Francisco
1. They all love me - proof below
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Even the cow wants me to make out with me.
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2. They have too many hills - Anyone who has been to San Francisco (city)
would vehemently agree.
3. They have overfed pigeons, the biggest fattest fucking
pigeons.
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