12th October 2004 - Louis; In lack of anything interesting to write


The fuck you looking at?

Nameless, the rabbit dog.

Quote of the week (I kid you not) : "Stop that! Or i'll have to give you a blowjob"

Am I the man or what?


5th October 2004 - Louis; Fuck me.

Am I really this lazy?
I've spent the entire day in my girlfriend's bedroom (losing a whole year), had a fabulously cooked maggi mee meal, followed by vegetation in front of my computer for the past...6 hours.

If you thought i couldn't get any lazier, you are so wrong.
I even got tired of slouching into the chair, so now i'm in bed.
I have a huge suspicion that i need to pee soon, so i'm going to place a cup by the side of the bed (because heaven forbid, the toilet is about 15 meters away)

....
I just hope i don't need to shit any time soon.
Any suggestions if i do?


Google me.


I'm not sure what it means when people are getting suckball.com whenever they search for things like

princess toadstool
chun-li's hot ass <---wtf?
erect nipples
fucking britney
guy anus <----seriously, wtf?
hand up skirt
how to steal from 7-11 <----I understand this video has gotten us pretty famous. This actually makes me proud.

Lets try to psychoanalyze the few people who stumble upon suckball.com when searching for Chun-Li's hot ass.

You boot up your computer. You just played a game of Street Fighter II and you just couldn't get enough of Chun-Li's hot ass, especially the micro-nano-second you get to see it every time she does a "spinning bird kick". Oh shit! You get an idea! Why the fuck not?

You quickly type into google "chun-li's hot ass" and click search, grabbing your crotch as you eagerly anticipate the lovely pictures....of her..uhm...hot ass.

Google search proves most disappointing, no chun-li's hot ass here. Disgruntled, you take your hand off your dick to put it back onto the mouse. You scroll down the page and find nothing of interest.
Page 2 : I need some anime ass!
Page 3 : What's this? Racism in streetfighter? AHh! But the website address says SUCKBALL.COM, there must be a picture of "chun-li's hot ass" in there!

Your hand returns to your dick.

God damn you people need a life.
Anyways, since many of you want pictures of Chun-Li, i found this awesome awesome picture you might wanna see.

Of course I could be lying and it could be a really nasty picture of a dude dressed up as chun li with ugly hairy legs, but why would I do a thing like that?

October 1st