22nd September 2004 - Louis; NEW HOST!!
We love you andrew! Come on lets say it together!
Here are some of the videos I didn't put up long, so many of you haven't
seen....which sadly james and I never get around to finishing.
Fight 4 trailer -
It was going to be awesome, we had so many ideas. But alas, we're lazy.
Crime of the century 2 trailer-
Yes, our 7-11 robbery has gotten us kinda famous. So we did it again, but
james didn't do what was planned. So we couldn't complete it.
Detective J&L will be up shorty!
20th September 2004 - Louis;
BUSTED
The brakes for my car wore out on friday and I
finally got them changed today. The owner of the shop told me that they
didn't have the brake model for my car, and I had to wait for 10 minutes for
it to arrive
Fine. So I waited.
Minutes went by and the brakes finally arrived. Funny thing is, i didn't
notice that my car was becoming increasingly popular, there were at least 5
people standing around my car now.
Finally, someone speaks up
"We've never changed brakes for this car before"
"Wha?" - Me being clueless
"It's really surprising. Because usually brakes last for about 2-3 years.
Minimum of two"
"Oh..." - Me
"That's why we didn't have stock for it. When did you buy your car?
What's the mileage?"
"December last year, it's about 8 months old I guess. Mileage? About 24,000
KM (15000miles)" - Me
Now people were just throwing questions across, thinking they're really cute
of course.
"Do you take your car to the race tracks?"
"Do you drive up mountains daily?"
"Both my car's mileage is over 60,000km (37,500miles) and i've not even
changed the brakes yet"
"You must be the first person in Malaysia to have changed the brakes for
this Honda"
I thank god that my mum wasn't there with me at the workshop, as I regularly
tell her that I don't speed, do naughty things with my car and that i'm a
safe, sensible driver. I think god my
parents know nothing about cars, that they don't know that brakes are meant
to last for at least 2 years or more.
Bussstttted.
I have to get myself one
of these.
God damn, i am a fugly drunk. Not just ugly, but
fugly.....fucking ugly. As if my eyes aren't already small enough, i look as
if I got punched.
oh and excuse the fruity letters/flowers, this picture isn't mine.
Wierd
Is NOT weird. Weird is spelt with an E before the
I, so stop messing it up. It's not hard to remember. Plus wierd looks really
stupid. PLUS you would look really stupid if you spelt weird wrong.
19th September 2004 - Louis; drunken sex?
I'm still wondering how people do it. When i'm
even slightly intoxicated, it takes me at least 2 hours to come and my dick
just says no.
oh my.
I just figured out how to stop my over obsessive wanking of over six times a
day. Then again, i'd be labeled an alcoholic, and we don't want that. It's
hard enough having a reputation to having an awesome alcohol
tolerance.....and an ego comparable to bush's stupidity.
Pfbbt, i'd like to see someone down "30 seconds" of whisky. JUST
BRING IT, AINT NONE OF YOU GONNA BRING ME DOWN. OOP, there goes
my ego again.
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