Look. I’m glad that you people are still coming back, and our hits actually increased even though i’ve updated more regularly than I get anally fucked (for the “jokers”, the regularity is none. So giggle away)

However, I shall promise that if I don’t post an article tomorrow, I will give full permission to the homosexual stalkers of Suckball.com to have full access to whichever hole they feel most…well…comfortable with.

James’ of course.

Til then.