In light of the new Apple Ads, I just had to write another hatical (hate+article, get it?) about Apple.

I can almost hear the apple users out there watching the ads going “OMFG IT’S SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE! ROFLMAO!”, or maybe “Apple ads are so clever! Why can’t people think of funny ads like that!”

I suppose it’s classy to invest a few million dollars making ads specifically just to make fun of your competitor, because since the “mac” is far superior to the “pc”, why shouldn’t it make fun of the PC? Oh wait, I do believe it’s the other way round.

Apple is like the jealous little step sister with a bad case of penis envy. Big brother (PC) is loved by mum and dad, reaping up 98% of the market share just by being himself, eating in cheap restaurants and friends to the commoners. In comes Apple, jealous that Big brother gets all the attention, starts hanging out in exclusive clubs and surrounds herself with a higher class crowd, bitching about how useless Big Brother is.

Thing is though, Big Brother hears of these insults and what does he do? Fuck all. Why? Because he couldn’t give a shit about what she does.
Now that’s class.

*Note, how can you really trust a company that makes more money selling mp3 players than their computers? Oh, and here’s a microsoft ad. See any jealous step sisters around?

qotd - Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln