Dear Fans,

I’m sorry.

-Louis

p.s, Not really.

And that concludes my letter of apology to you, for the lack of updates. I’m being totally honest in saying that I genuinely feel guilty for not writing nearly as often as I used to, but instantly feel better when I think about how I’m aiding you stalkers towards personal growth. Seriously, my life isn’t THAT interesting.

Holiday ends in four days, but I’ve taken the liberty to give myself an extra three because the Mr President must have misplaced my letter of holiday extension.

Here’s a brief summary of what I did during my holiday

- Indirectly caused the death of at least 30 or so sharks. (When the eating stops, the killing does too.)
- Visited Langkawi for the first time, damaged a rental car in less than an hour, was convinced Langkawi locals were following us to cause more scratches on the car.
- Ran away from Langkawi car rental people because I refused to pay for the damage I did not cause.
- Read too many logs for my own good. (Ma’am, the cat is dead.)
- Did NOT join the mile high club.
- Did go to Thailand to watch Shemen pop balloons/blow off candles/pull meters of rope/open bottles with their fake vaginas.
- Did pay $10 usd for a 2 hour Thai massage.
- Did get molested by a young Thai masseuse.

It feels like it’s going to take quite a bit to get my writing muscles working again (assuming they ever existed), so I refer you to a dear friend’s site. acheeka. Her posts are lengthy and confusing, so you can keep yourself busy there while I do the tiring task of not updating.