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At work we have this annual Summer Box Office Prediction Contest. And while I was doing some research, I figured why not write this shit up, tell you people what to watch this summer, so you might avoid watching shit. In the past two weeks I’ve seen NEVER BACK DOWN and 21. NEVER BACK DOWN [...]
I was really bored about an hour ago, and I decided to watch an old episode of TRANSFORMERS. I thought that there was no way it could be as good as I remembered it being. Guess what: it is. It totally is. Here is the breakdown of one of my favourite episodes as a child, [...]
First up, am I jealous of Michael Buble? No shit I am. I would trade my life and at least through blood family members for a sniff of the kind of luck that boy has. Also, I’ll be totally honest, I don’t really know a thing about the guy - he could be an awesome [...]
Since I didn’t get offered to write one of these for the site that I am a paid employee of, and because Suckball basically got started because I can’t keep my opinions to myself, here is my arbitrary Favorite Seven Movies of 2007. Something to note: I’m paid to give my opinions on films; I [...]
It’s about 12 midnight and I should be sleeping, but for some reason I had a sudden bout of nostalgia and suddenly I didn’t want Suckball.com to die. As Louis mentioned, I have a new job now but every time I see him he talks about how much he loves Suckball.com and how it’s his [...]
I’m one of those people who thought that SPIDERMAN 2 was a masterpiece. So it’s extremely disappointing to have to see SPIDERMAN 3 fail so miserably. I literally mean it when the best part of this movie was Bryce Dallas-Howard. I’ll put my hands up and say I was only moderately aroused when I saw [...]
I don’t know about you guys but I google myself every now and then. I do quite a lot of stuff on the internet and I now work as a writer for another website, so I had a quick search to see what was going on in the world of me. Anyway, while I did [...]
I was thinking today, what if Satan appeared in my living room while I was watching King of Queens and offered eternal companionship with either Rihanna or Cassie in exchange for my soul? It would be like fucking Sophie’s choice. I would of course dispense with my soul, the problem would be choosing between the [...]
I don’t particularly hate Arsenal, in fact I’d rate Arsene Wenger right up there with game’s greatest whingers and there’s no doubt he has an unrivalled ability to find a talented youngster at a tiny club and then mug him for a fraction of his actual worth. I was initially disappointed that Arsenal were going [...]
