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MICHAEL BAY’s TRANSFORMERS MOVIE vs. THE REAL DEAL TRANSFORMERS MOVIE

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Everyone on the block had seen the movie before me. Even though it had been out for years, we didn’t have a lot of money, so a VHS copy of a 1987 cartoon featuring a scene where 200 robotic sharks with human heads chant ba weep grana weep ninbon was not high upon our family’s [...]

Random shit and also i am still alive

Friday, June 16th, 2006

This is just a quick message to let people know that I am still alive and that I’m not laying off my writing duties, just that I’m living with my girlfriend in a house that has no internet access. It’s like she’s a cave person.
I hear it’s like 3 weeks until the Transformers teaser comes [...]

V for Vendetta

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

I recently saw this film, and thought I’d give my thoughts on it, since I have a twenty minute slot before I should start doing some revision. There are spoilers here, so do your thang.
 
 
I knew beforehand what the general buzz on this movie was: poor. I also hated the trailer and that is usually [...]

Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

I’m usually a good judge of things. I also know a fair bit about film, and so when I hear about a premise or a cast, usually I can tell if it’s going to be big or mediocre, or in this case, absolutely fucking awful:

I can’t believe they use “FROM THE GUYS WHO BROUGHT YOU [...]

I love Rihanna like a fat kid love cake

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

Someone I used to know last year reminded me that whenever I got drunk I used to tear people apart with drunken freestyles about Walker Texas Ranger and Homosexual porn, I dont know if subliminally, but I’ve developed a very deep appreciation for Rap music. Not the shit you get nowadays or the Kanye West [...]

No one can compare to Brad Pitt

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

I was just about to log off and do something within the realm of productive when I happened upon a website of one of our readers (you will know who you are) and happened to scroll down a little only to notice that hell had formally frozen over. This person had written a post about [...]

X3: The Last Stand II

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

I’m sure you people have seen the trailer for X3 by now. I recently found out from my girlfriend that Australia is behind in terms of cinema releases and as such I probably wont be able to see it on opening day which is a serious problem for me, but all that takes a passenger [...]

Dont Cha

Thursday, March 9th, 2006

Yeah I haven’t been around for a while, I had a mad spurt of assignments due and assorted other business.

Anyway, is it me or is that Pussycat Dolls song ‘Beep’ on every music channel every day at least five or six times? Its ridiculous. Their videos are like watching a keep fit video. I’m not [...]

X3: The Last Stand

Friday, March 3rd, 2006

So the final trailer for X-Men 3 is supposed to drop on Monday, it therefore seems like as good a time as ever to wax lyrical about just how awful this film looks.

The first teaser trailer that came out a while back was a combination of cool and oh my fucking god what the hell [...]

Oscar Nominations

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

Well the Oscars are around the corner and this therefore gives me a legitimate excuse to talk at length about film. I personally think this was a shit year for film in general, but hey lets go.
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Philip Seymour Hoffman
Positives: Has been one of the best actors in the world for the [...]