If you’re Malaysian:
1) It takes over 1 month to replace
2) It will take you over 6 hours to accomplish
3) You can’t leave the country while your passport is being made
So, note to self: Do not lose your passport.
p.s - However, I heard that you can get up to 10,000 ringgit selling it -_-’

One should expect to get burnt.
Currently: At stage 3/7 of Grief. Next stage is going to be fun.

Now that Boy Bands have been consigned to the 90’s, I’m happy to announce the following:
:The Back Street Boys were awesome
:Wannabe from the Spice Girls will get ANY party started, including a deaf-and-dumb gathering
:NSync was annoying, but the kind of annoying where you still remember the lyrics 10 years later (Hey hey…bye bye bye (bye [...]

I took my friend’s sister out for dinner today. I remembered her being 2 feet tall, and now she is 19 and jokes about Malaysian politics (Though, how can you not joke about Malaysian politics?)
I’m a quarter of a century years old, with a lot left to accomplish. Food isn’t going to fall from the [...]

Traffic to Suckball has finally dwindled down to nothingness, and a part of me is happy that it has, just so I can freely write emotional garbage and not feel too embarrassed about it.
Today marks a special day, a day where a welcome burden has been lifted off my shoulders, one I’ve not been able [...]

Its been a long time, huh?
I’m glad to say that James and I pioneered in making stupid online videos, and that it was us that brought about Youtube, no really, we take full credit for the creation of Youtube due to our fight videos.
You can thank us for that later Youtube.
On other news, i’ve been [...]

I dreamnt of you last night. It’s been a long time, and I hope you’re doing well. Well, better than well.
I don’t remember much of you anymore, except that you were really funny…and that you looked really funny when you ran. Well, its not like you had a different style, its more like you had [...]

“Uh oh” - (ICQ) and Excess Floods?
Now we have killer IM applications that boasts instant fly abilities and holographic projections. I’m waiting for them to invent a smell-a-tron, so you can smell your girlfriend’s room through the computer, and ask her why her room smells like sex.
On a completely unrelated issue, Two days ago, I [...]

True story.

Because everybody loves a shit story right?
I started sleeping with this girl, say no more than 2 or 3 days, known her for less than 2-3 weeks.
One morning, I felt some gas in my tummy, so I did a little butt turn so I wouldn’t make a noise, and low and behold, I let out [...]