I dreamnt of you last night. It’s been a long time, and I hope you’re doing well. Well, better than well.
I don’t remember much of you anymore, except that you were really funny…and that you looked really funny when you ran. Well, its not like you had a different style, its more like you had [...]
“Uh oh” - (ICQ) and Excess Floods?
Now we have killer IM applications that boasts instant fly abilities and holographic projections. I’m waiting for them to invent a smell-a-tron, so you can smell your girlfriend’s room through the computer, and ask her why her room smells like sex.
On a completely unrelated issue, Two days ago, I [...]
True story.
Because everybody loves a shit story right?
I started sleeping with this girl, say no more than 2 or 3 days, known her for less than 2-3 weeks.
One morning, I felt some gas in my tummy, so I did a little butt turn so I wouldn’t make a noise, and low and behold, I let out [...]
If there’s anything I’m regular at, its posting Happy New Year on Suckball, so I suppose I can mark that off my list.
HOWEVER. I have an excuse. I was too busy stealing the oranges in Valencia, eating $8 euro prawns, admiring raked beaches of Gandia, and getting absolutely shit faced drunk.
Regardless. Here’s to your new [...]
1) Solve the whole world hunger problem
2) Find Osama and kill him with my thumb
3) Say “yeah sure” to a random stranger offering you free drugs at a charity concert
I’ve always wondered how it feels to be the kind of person that knows exactly what they want to do in life. I just turned 24 three days ago, I have a job that pays me way more than I deserve, I earn way more than I can conceivably spend, and yet I keep thinking [...]
Biggest fucking faggot? Big Friendly Foot? Binoculars Finding Food?
For some reason, my brain does a memory wipe everytime I learn what BFF stands for. Every year or so, I stumble upon “BFF” and can only get as far as knowing that one of the F stands for friends.
I suppose I should be glad that my [...]
I’m in a constant battle of trying to figure out whether I want to be normal or special. We can have an endless pointless argument about how because everyone wants to be special, they in end become normal too…but we aren’t going to do that.
There are parts of me that are, for lack of a [...]
Was corny.
More later.
