Expect less, lest ye be disappointed.

Amidst the starving going on due to the soaring prices in staple foods, I can’t help but to walk a little taller, stick out my chest a little further, smirk a little more whenever I read it in the news.
BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO YOU VEGANS/TREEHUGGERS/VEGETARIANS
I hope you hippies are happy, now that there [...]

Including Suckball’s website. I’m sorry you people have not been able to leave comments, but this whole server has gone to shit. It’s about time I change the layout anyway, but with my upcoming senior project and…life, I won’t have time to make any improvements. At the very least, James and I are still able [...]

My kind of killer romantic sentence.
I was asked to read this book not twenty minutes ago, and I immediately scoffed at the idea that I might need advice on how to pleasure a woman. After a semester of human sexuality, I know more about a woman’s anatomy than most women out there (such as the knowledge that all women have a [...]

Sometimes the best solution is to just give up.
p.s - Not you suicidal person. If you’re going to kill yourself, at least
do something useful like strap some explosives to your chest.

Suckball is back up but it seems that there were some problems with the theme we were using itself. This will get updated as soon as possible.
Tudor

Says this link here

When you play with fire, don’t bitch when you get burned.

The sick reality of life dictates that either be the one that pushes, or be the one that gets pushed.

Another weekend and another match decided by Cristiano Ronaldo. I know that I’m predisposed to not liking the guy because he’s soft, and because he’s - let’s face it - a twat. But as a paid journalist of sorts, I’d like to think I’m objective in my belief that all things aside, Ronaldo is just [...]