For the longest time, I thought Semi-Charmed Life was my theme song….but it never really fit me properly because I don’t do crystal meth, and my life is hardly semi-charmed. Truth be told, the only thing in that song that is relevant to me is the “Doo doo doos”

So I stumbled upon a song from yesterdecade, except it’s remade and about a billion three hundred million four hundred thousand and two times better.

Robbie Williams - Bongo bong*

Now, lets examine why THIS is my theme song…song.

My mama was queen of the mambo, (…nope)
papa was king of the congo, (..not here either)
deep inside the jungle I keep bangin’ my first bongo (i didn’t bang my first bongo in the jungle)

….this isn’t working out too well for me, lets continue.

I’m king of the bongo, king of the bongo bong (Any sentence with the words Louis and King stays true)
They same i’m a clown (yep)
Making too much dirty sound (yep. People have to muffle me in a cinema)
They say that there’s no place for little monkey in this town (They can’t handle me)

Though it may seem that I am pulling on straws to find a correlation, but whatever. The song is fun, bouncy and *dingy*…and it’s me. Because i’m the king of bongo bong.

What is your theme song?

*Demo purposes only. Please delete whenever you’re done listening to it.