1) It takes over 1 month to replace
2) It will take you over 6 hours to accomplish
3) You can’t leave the country while your passport is being made

So, note to self: Do not lose your passport.

p.s - However, I heard that you can get up to 10,000 ringgit selling it -_-’

Currently: At stage 3/7 of Grief. Next stage is going to be fun.

:The Back Street Boys were awesome
:Wannabe from the Spice Girls will get ANY party started, including a deaf-and-dumb gathering
:NSync was annoying, but the kind of annoying where you still remember the lyrics 10 years later (Hey hey…bye bye bye (bye bye!))
:Westlife who?
:Ronan Keating has a sexy voice
:I know the lyrics to most of the songs from Hanson’s first album, Middle of Nowhere (You’ve got so many relationships in this life, only one or two will last. We go through all this pain and strife, you turn your back and its gone so fast, oh yeah. And its gone so fast, yeah yeah.) - Mmmbop
:Five was a ‘cool’ boyband because they had a rapper. (If you getting down baby)

Now when I put my boyband playlist on, I no longer need to make the excuse that its my ‘funny’ playlist and appreciate what can only be labeled as musical perfection.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb-q1XPNr7M - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back): Best music video evar!

I’m a quarter of a century years old, with a lot left to accomplish. Food isn’t going to fall from the sky for those starving children.

Btw: Justin Bieber, now at 300 million views. You know you all fucking love it.

Today marks a special day, a day where a welcome burden has been lifted off my shoulders, one I’ve not been able to do so myself. I’ve been waiting a long time and a half for this day, yet dreading it.

Soon it’ll all be but a figment of our distant memory.

Now, onward!

I’m glad to say that James and I pioneered in making stupid online videos, and that it was us that brought about Youtube, no really, we take full credit for the creation of Youtube due to our fight videos.

You can thank us for that later Youtube.

On other news, i’ve been developing another website using Tornado Webserver and my awesome Pythonic skillz. It’ll be up soon, and, its going to be brilliant.

It crosses ethical boundaries for certain, but it is not illegal, and its going to make me rich. WOOO

I don’t remember much of you anymore, except that you were really funny…and that you looked really funny when you ran. Well, its not like you had a different style, its more like you had absolutely no idea what you were doing.

For the public: Ballerina-on-tip-toes-bouncing-forward-wondering-why-feet-aren’t-getting-down-quick enough. Surprisingly quick too, especially since you were as active as a koala bear.

Take care

On a completely unrelated issue, Two days ago, I dreamnt I ate shit.
Well, not exactly. I decided it was a good idea to shit in a bathtub, because I was too lazy to go to the potter. I mustn’t have eaten much fibre in my dream, because the shit simply wouldn’t go down the drain. I then decided to clean it by bobbing for it with tissues in my mouth.

I honestly woke up thinking, good god, my mouth tastes like rainbows.

I started sleeping with this girl, say no more than 2 or 3 days, known her for less than 2-3 weeks.

One morning, I felt some gas in my tummy, so I did a little butt turn so I wouldn’t make a noise, and low and behold, I let out brown piss from my ass.

Obviously it stank like death, and so I rushed to the toilet (she was still asleep) for some wet toilet paper, and began silently scrubbing away.

She woke up suddenly and asked what was the smell, I haven’t disposed of the toilet paper yet, so I had to quickly brush it off brown stained paper off the bed and claimed that the rubbish truck just drove by.

Never a dull moment.